Let's get your fat ass in shape for summer. Are you willing to do as I instruct you in regards to exercise and food intake? We are talking about only one meal a day, but it is all the nutrition you need. Some call it a Keto diet. Can you deal with that? Get down and give me 20 right now to start with you slimy worm.
Morty, my only concern is your location. Can you get fresh food where you are at? We cannot do a Keto diet without stuff like bacon and eggs. By the way, no more junk food ever.