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- Jul 15, 2008
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McCain for President 2008 Campaign
PRESS RELEASE
-FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
McCAIN PRAISES EXPERIENCED CALIFORNIA EARTHQUAKE RESPONSE; WARNS MEDIA OF POTENTIAL BIAS RAMIFICATIONS
July 30, 2008
Arizona Senator and presumptive Republican Party presidential nominee John McCain, his wife Cindy and the entire McCain for President 08 family would like to send their heartfelt and sincere electoral condolences to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and the voters and citizens of the Great State of California in the wake of yesterdays earthquake.
The Senator has contacted Governor Schwarzenegger and offered whatever assistance necessary to help the voters of the Golden State in their hour of need.
The Senator would like to praise the emergency services personnel and first responders that moved into action immediately following the quake in order to insure the safety of life and property. Theirs is an ability that comes only with time and experience, much like the experience needed for the presidency.
Finally, Senator McCain would like to thank God for His benevolent mercy in the low number of injuries and relatively minor property damage as well as the demonstration of His awesome ability to break the medias biased trance-like obsession with Senator Barack Obama.
In addition to this being a display of Gods all-encompassing mercy, this is clearly a demonstration of His displeasure with the medias heavy-handed bias in their coverage of the most important campaign of Senator McCains lifetime and the 21st Century. For the countrys sake, the Senator and the McCain for President 08 Campaign would strongly encourage the media to be more responsible, fair and balanced in their coverage from here on.
Covering campaigns amidst swarming plagues of locusts and frogs with brimstone falling from the skies is a less than pleasent experience, after all.
Its not us, mind you. Were just the messenger.
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PRESS RELEASE
-FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION
McCAIN PRAISES EXPERIENCED CALIFORNIA EARTHQUAKE RESPONSE; WARNS MEDIA OF POTENTIAL BIAS RAMIFICATIONS
July 30, 2008
Arizona Senator and presumptive Republican Party presidential nominee John McCain, his wife Cindy and the entire McCain for President 08 family would like to send their heartfelt and sincere electoral condolences to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and the voters and citizens of the Great State of California in the wake of yesterdays earthquake.
The Senator has contacted Governor Schwarzenegger and offered whatever assistance necessary to help the voters of the Golden State in their hour of need.
The Senator would like to praise the emergency services personnel and first responders that moved into action immediately following the quake in order to insure the safety of life and property. Theirs is an ability that comes only with time and experience, much like the experience needed for the presidency.
Finally, Senator McCain would like to thank God for His benevolent mercy in the low number of injuries and relatively minor property damage as well as the demonstration of His awesome ability to break the medias biased trance-like obsession with Senator Barack Obama.
In addition to this being a display of Gods all-encompassing mercy, this is clearly a demonstration of His displeasure with the medias heavy-handed bias in their coverage of the most important campaign of Senator McCains lifetime and the 21st Century. For the countrys sake, the Senator and the McCain for President 08 Campaign would strongly encourage the media to be more responsible, fair and balanced in their coverage from here on.
Covering campaigns amidst swarming plagues of locusts and frogs with brimstone falling from the skies is a less than pleasent experience, after all.
Its not us, mind you. Were just the messenger.
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