McCain Campaign California Earthquake and Media Warning Press Release

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  1. The BKP
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    McCain for President 2008 Campaign

    PRESS RELEASE
    -FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION

    McCAIN PRAISES EXPERIENCED CALIFORNIA EARTHQUAKE RESPONSE; WARNS MEDIA OF POTENTIAL BIAS RAMIFICATIONS

    July 30, 2008

    Arizona Senator and presumptive Republican Party presidential nominee John McCain, his wife Cindy and the entire McCain for President ’08 family would like to send their heartfelt and sincere electoral condolences to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and the voters and citizens of the Great State of California in the wake of yesterday’s earthquake.

    The Senator has contacted Governor Schwarzenegger and offered whatever assistance necessary to help the voters of the Golden State in their hour of need.

    The Senator would like to praise the emergency services personnel and first responders that moved into action immediately following the quake in order to insure the safety of life and property. Theirs is an ability that comes only with time and experience, much like the experience needed for the presidency.

    Finally, Senator McCain would like to thank God for His benevolent mercy in the low number of injuries and relatively minor property damage as well as the demonstration of His awesome ability to break the media’s biased trance-like obsession with Senator Barack Obama.

    In addition to this being a display of God’s all-encompassing mercy, this is clearly a demonstration of His displeasure with the media’s heavy-handed bias in their coverage of the most important campaign of Senator McCain’s lifetime and the 21st Century. For the country’s sake, the Senator and the McCain for President ’08 Campaign would strongly encourage the media to be more responsible, fair and balanced in their coverage from here on.

    Covering campaigns amidst swarming plagues of locusts and frogs with brimstone falling from the skies is a less than pleasent experience, after all.

    It’s not us, mind you. We’re just the messenger.

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    So what was god thinking when he blew Macs foto op on the gulf oil platform with huricanne dolly.
     
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    My guess is the campaign would have no comment on that and would defer to God on that one.

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