Masturbation's Good For You

[koshergrl]

I will wager a bet, without even looking, that somewhere in the thread above us someone has proposed that we teach people how to more effectively masturbate.

And you know what that means...more explicit sex "education".

 

[sameech]

I will wager a bet, without even looking, that somewhere in the thread above us someone has proposed that we teach people how to more effectively masturbate.

And you know what that means...more explicit sex "education".

I saw an article not long ago where that happened. As part of common core, some school district brought in a lesbian to teach the kids how to use a strap-on. Some of the kids took pics with their cellphone of the woman on her back on the desk showing holding the dildo in a naughty place, and now she is unemployed and allegedly the school system was considering just backing out of common core altogether because of the sex ed stuff. Not sure how much of the latter was opinion, but the article I read had photos from the class.

 

[koshergrl]

I will wager a bet, without even looking, that somewhere in the thread above us someone has proposed that we teach people how to more effectively masturbate.

And you know what that means...more explicit sex "education".

I saw an article not long ago where that happened. As part of common core, some school district brought in a lesbian to teach the kids how to use a strap-on. Some of the kids took pics with their cellphone of the woman on her back on the desk showing holding the dildo in a naughty place, and now she is unemployed and allegedly the school system was considering just backing out of common core altogether because of the sex ed stuff. Not sure how much of the latter was opinion, but the article I read had photos from the class.

That sort of shit happens all the time.

And the progressives don't see a thing wrong with it.

 

[Swagger]

"Army medical records dating back to the Revolutionary War show significant soldier losses due to venereal diseases. In a two-year period during the Civil War, the Union Army documented 100,000 cases of gonorrhea. During World War I, the Army lost 7 million person-days and discharged more than 10,000 men because they were ailing from STDs. Once Penicillin kicked in in the mid-1940s, such infections were treatable. But as a matter of national security, the military started distributing condoms and aggressively marketing prophylactics to the troops in the early 20th century."
The Enemy in Your Pants Mother Jones

Sex with a partner is certainly enjoyable, but the risks today make it a potentially life-threatening endeavor. Whereas masturbation has no risks whatsoever. And in fact numerous health benefits both physical and psychological.

"It prevents cancer. A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Disease-causing toxins build up in your urogenital tract and when you rub one out, you flush the bad guys out of your system, says Brame.

It makes you harder. As you age, you naturally lose muscle tone … even down there. Regular sex or masturbation works out your pelvic floor muscles to prevent erectile dysfunction and incontinence. “It keeps the angle of your dangle perky,” says Brame. Aim to (ahem) arrive 3 to 5 times a week for rock-solid results.

It helps you last longer. Taking yourself to palm prom may help you stretch your sack sessions. “[Masturbating] an hour before a date will give you more control,” says Brame. Train yourself by timing how long it takes you to orgasm, suggests Ava Cadell, Ph.D., founder of loveologyuniversity.com. If it usually takes two minutes solo, try for three next time. Or count how many strokes you need to get to your happy place. If you’re spurting after 50, shoot for 60. “Most men can double the number of strokes and the time within one month,” Cadell says. Practice makes perfect, right?

It ups your immunity. Ejaculation increases levels of the hormone cortisol, says Jennifer Landa, M.D., a specialist in hormone therapy. Cortisol, which usually gets a bad rap as a havoc-wrecking stress hormone, actually helps regulate and maintain your immunity in the small doses. “Masturbation can product the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” she says.

It boosts your mood. Masturbating releases a slew of feel-good neurochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin that lift your spirits, boost your satisfaction, and activate the reward circuits in your brain. “An orgasm is the biggest non-drug blast of dopamine available,” says Brame. “A brain scan of someone having an orgasm looks like a heroin addict’s." "
Health Benefits of Masturbation Men s Health

As a lifelong proponent of masturbation I can attest to the benefits of it. Whereas many of the rather stupid things men do seem to be to attract female attention, if your libido isn't calling the shots, your able to behave listening to the better angels of your nature. Plus in addition to the benefits listed above, it gives us an excellent motivation to get up in the morning. And climax helps us shut down at bedtime. Rather than coming to rely upon chemical sleep aides, or miserable exercise regimes, take half an hour before bed and have a bit of fun.

And in an era where ED seems to be a thing, I can only guess that many who suffer from it do so from simple lack of use. Can't go days or weeks without getting off then expect things to work properly when finally called upon - use it or lose it. Just like running a marathon, if you never train you'll never finish.

Careful, Delta. You keep jerkin' your gerkhin at the rate you are now and you'll end-up wankrupt.

 

[NYcarbineer]

Of course it's good for you. And not only that, ladies, it's good for the guy you're masturbating.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

I will wager a bet, without even looking, that somewhere in the thread above us someone has proposed that we teach people how to more effectively masturbate.

And you know what that means...more explicit sex "education".

I saw an article not long ago where that happened. As part of common core, some school district brought in a lesbian to teach the kids how to use a strap-on. Some of the kids took pics with their cellphone of the woman on her back on the desk showing holding the dildo in a naughty place, and now she is unemployed and allegedly the school system was considering just backing out of common core altogether because of the sex ed stuff. Not sure how much of the latter was opinion, but the article I read had photos from the class.

You mean this? Brilliant, your parents must be so proud.

"Conservative Media Falls For, Is Outraged By ‘Strap-On Sex Ed’ Hoax"
8211 Conservative Media Falls For Is Outraged By 8216 Strap-On Sex Ed 8217 Hoax

Summary of article,

" The pictures attributed to the nonexistent “Clinton Middle School” actually come from a 2012 event put on by Ontario’s Brock University. Hosted by the university’s “Brock Pride” club, the talk by sex educator Carlyle Jansen aimed at teaching safe practices to gay-sex-havers, a group often ignored by high school health curriculums.

So rather than a school full of middle schoolers, the photo comes from a university and was done specifically for the benefit of the (adult) LGBTQ university community — in another country. Clearly, Common Core is responsible for this travesty!

But the right wing outrage machine isn’t about to let facts get in the way of a story that confirms their preconceived notions. Twitter was inundated with links to the story, condemning the school, the teacher, and Obama for this scandal."

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Masturbation is good for you?

Woo Hoo! I'm going to live to 150!

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Masturbation is good for you?

Woo Hoo! I'm going to live to 150!

Better than sex was my point. More accurately, climax/orgasm is good for you. Sex risks an STI, masturbation doesn't. But the benefits assume climax/orgasms.

 

[sameech]

You mean this? Brilliant, your parents must be so proud.

They were. They are dead now. In fact, they would be very proud that I know that when someone says, "I read" that they read it is the only assertion of a fact that they are offering. If that weren't the case, I would be a republican voter whose entire word view is based upon The Little Engine That Could because clearly I would think that were true too.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

You mean this? Brilliant, your parents must be so proud.

They were. They are dead now. In fact, they would be very proud that I know that when someone says, "I read" that they read it is the only assertion of a fact that they are offering. If that weren't the case, I would be a republican voter whose entire word view is based upon The Little Engine That Could because clearly I would think that were true too.

Might invest in a writing composition class then because this,

"I saw an article not long ago where that happened. As part of common core, some school district brought in a lesbian to teach the kids how to use a strap-on. Some of the kids took pics with their cellphone of the woman on her back on the desk showing holding the dildo in a naughty place, and now she is unemployed and allegedly the school system was considering just backing out of common core altogether because of the sex ed stuff. Not sure how much of the latter was opinion, but the article I read had photos from the class."

has no rebuttal or hint of refutation of the assertion and is written in a deicdely 'pro' manner.

 

[sameech]

You mean this? Brilliant, your parents must be so proud.

They were. They are dead now. In fact, they would be very proud that I know that when someone says, "I read" that they read it is the only assertion of a fact that they are offering. If that weren't the case, I would be a republican voter whose entire word view is based upon The Little Engine That Could because clearly I would think that were true too.

Might invest in a writing composition class then because this,

"I saw an article not long ago where that happened. As part of common core, some school district brought in a lesbian to teach the kids how to use a strap-on. Some of the kids took pics with their cellphone of the woman on her back on the desk showing holding the dildo in a naughty place, and now she is unemployed and allegedly the school system was considering just backing out of common core altogether because of the sex ed stuff. Not sure how much of the latter was opinion, but the article I read had photos from the class."

has no rebuttal or hint of refutation of the assertion and is written in a deicdely 'pro' manner.

Not refuting an assertion is not an assertion. Your inferences, as faulty as they are, are yours, not mine.

Choo Choo up the hill we go.

 

[fanger]

There comes a time when every father has to tell the kids, that Masturbation is Healthy, normal activity and please knock before entering my den next time

 

[ChrisL]

I will wager a bet, without even looking, that somewhere in the thread above us someone has proposed that we teach people how to more effectively masturbate.

And you know what that means...more explicit sex "education".

I saw an article not long ago where that happened. As part of common core, some school district brought in a lesbian to teach the kids how to use a strap-on. Some of the kids took pics with their cellphone of the woman on her back on the desk showing holding the dildo in a naughty place, and now she is unemployed and allegedly the school system was considering just backing out of common core altogether because of the sex ed stuff. Not sure how much of the latter was opinion, but the article I read had photos from the class.

That sort of shit happens all the time.

And the progressives don't see a thing wrong with it.

Well this isn't school, and I don't really think any adults need to be "taught" how to masturbate. Lol! Those people must be really stupid too because using a vibrator is pretty self explanatory.

 

[lizzie]

"Army medical records dating back to the Revolutionary War show significant soldier losses due to venereal diseases. In a two-year period during the Civil War, the Union Army documented 100,000 cases of gonorrhea. During World War I, the Army lost 7 million person-days and discharged more than 10,000 men because they were ailing from STDs. Once Penicillin kicked in in the mid-1940s, such infections were treatable. But as a matter of national security, the military started distributing condoms and aggressively marketing prophylactics to the troops in the early 20th century."
The Enemy in Your Pants Mother Jones

Sex with a partner is certainly enjoyable, but the risks today make it a potentially life-threatening endeavor. Whereas masturbation has no risks whatsoever. And in fact numerous health benefits both physical and psychological.

"It prevents cancer. A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Disease-causing toxins build up in your urogenital tract and when you rub one out, you flush the bad guys out of your system, says Brame.

It makes you harder. As you age, you naturally lose muscle tone … even down there. Regular sex or masturbation works out your pelvic floor muscles to prevent erectile dysfunction and incontinence. “It keeps the angle of your dangle perky,” says Brame. Aim to (ahem) arrive 3 to 5 times a week for rock-solid results.

It helps you last longer. Taking yourself to palm prom may help you stretch your sack sessions. “[Masturbating] an hour before a date will give you more control,” says Brame. Train yourself by timing how long it takes you to orgasm, suggests Ava Cadell, Ph.D., founder of loveologyuniversity.com. If it usually takes two minutes solo, try for three next time. Or count how many strokes you need to get to your happy place. If you’re spurting after 50, shoot for 60. “Most men can double the number of strokes and the time within one month,” Cadell says. Practice makes perfect, right?

It ups your immunity. Ejaculation increases levels of the hormone cortisol, says Jennifer Landa, M.D., a specialist in hormone therapy. Cortisol, which usually gets a bad rap as a havoc-wrecking stress hormone, actually helps regulate and maintain your immunity in the small doses. “Masturbation can product the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” she says.

It boosts your mood. Masturbating releases a slew of feel-good neurochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin that lift your spirits, boost your satisfaction, and activate the reward circuits in your brain. “An orgasm is the biggest non-drug blast of dopamine available,” says Brame. “A brain scan of someone having an orgasm looks like a heroin addict’s." "
Health Benefits of Masturbation Men s Health

As a lifelong proponent of masturbation I can attest to the benefits of it. Whereas many of the rather stupid things men do seem to be to attract female attention, if your libido isn't calling the shots, your able to behave listening to the better angels of your nature. Plus in addition to the benefits listed above, it gives us an excellent motivation to get up in the morning. And climax helps us shut down at bedtime. Rather than coming to rely upon chemical sleep aides, or miserable exercise regimes, take half an hour before bed and have a bit of fun.

And in an era where ED seems to be a thing, I can only guess that many who suffer from it do so from simple lack of use. Can't go days or weeks without getting off then expect things to work properly when finally called upon - use it or lose it. Just like running a marathon, if you never train you'll never finish.

Seriously dude, you don't need to justify your masturbation to anyone. Nobody cares. It's not as if you're in a exclusive club, nor the first to discover your genitals. lol.

As for the health benefits- Mother Jones? Seriously?

There aren't "toxins" hiding in your urinary tract waiting to kill you, and if there were, urination is a much better "flush-out" than ejaculation. Also, masturbation will not cure or prevent ED. There are several causes of ED, and one of the primary ones is vascular disease. No amount of masturbation is going to cure or prevent that.

So, why not just do your thing, masturbate to your heart's content, and give up the need to justify it.

 

[NLT]

I see Delta is continuing his creepy OP's. What a creep

 

[Luddly Neddite]

"Army medical records dating back to the Revolutionary War show significant soldier losses due to venereal diseases. In a two-year period during the Civil War, the Union Army documented 100,000 cases of gonorrhea. During World War I, the Army lost 7 million person-days and discharged more than 10,000 men because they were ailing from STDs. Once Penicillin kicked in in the mid-1940s, such infections were treatable. But as a matter of national security, the military started distributing condoms and aggressively marketing prophylactics to the troops in the early 20th century."
The Enemy in Your Pants Mother Jones

Sex with a partner is certainly enjoyable, but the risks today make it a potentially life-threatening endeavor. Whereas masturbation has no risks whatsoever. And in fact numerous health benefits both physical and psychological.

"It prevents cancer. A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Disease-causing toxins build up in your urogenital tract and when you rub one out, you flush the bad guys out of your system, says Brame.

It makes you harder. As you age, you naturally lose muscle tone … even down there. Regular sex or masturbation works out your pelvic floor muscles to prevent erectile dysfunction and incontinence. “It keeps the angle of your dangle perky,” says Brame. Aim to (ahem) arrive 3 to 5 times a week for rock-solid results.

It helps you last longer. Taking yourself to palm prom may help you stretch your sack sessions. “[Masturbating] an hour before a date will give you more control,” says Brame. Train yourself by timing how long it takes you to orgasm, suggests Ava Cadell, Ph.D., founder of loveologyuniversity.com. If it usually takes two minutes solo, try for three next time. Or count how many strokes you need to get to your happy place. If you’re spurting after 50, shoot for 60. “Most men can double the number of strokes and the time within one month,” Cadell says. Practice makes perfect, right?

It ups your immunity. Ejaculation increases levels of the hormone cortisol, says Jennifer Landa, M.D., a specialist in hormone therapy. Cortisol, which usually gets a bad rap as a havoc-wrecking stress hormone, actually helps regulate and maintain your immunity in the small doses. “Masturbation can product the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” she says.

It boosts your mood. Masturbating releases a slew of feel-good neurochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin that lift your spirits, boost your satisfaction, and activate the reward circuits in your brain. “An orgasm is the biggest non-drug blast of dopamine available,” says Brame. “A brain scan of someone having an orgasm looks like a heroin addict’s." "
Health Benefits of Masturbation Men s Health

As a lifelong proponent of masturbation I can attest to the benefits of it. Whereas many of the rather stupid things men do seem to be to attract female attention, if your libido isn't calling the shots, your able to behave listening to the better angels of your nature. Plus in addition to the benefits listed above, it gives us an excellent motivation to get up in the morning. And climax helps us shut down at bedtime. Rather than coming to rely upon chemical sleep aides, or miserable exercise regimes, take half an hour before bed and have a bit of fun.

And in an era where ED seems to be a thing, I can only guess that many who suffer from it do so from simple lack of use. Can't go days or weeks without getting off then expect things to work properly when finally called upon - use it or lose it. Just like running a marathon, if you never train you'll never finish.

You jerk off. Why would you even author such a post? 3-5 times a week? Really? I thought that one of the benefits of getting old is to no longer have to be a slave to your cock. I am in my mid forties. Frankly, I am enjoying the rest. I cannot imagine going to the bathroom 3-5 times a week to yank my crane just for the fuck of it. What a pain in the ass that would be.

Have you noticed your avatar ... ?

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Nothing in what I wrote suggests that I am insecure with my body. I just lack the drive to jack off 3-5 times every week. If YOU are that fucking horny, then have at it, son. Beat your dick like it owes you a hundred bucks. But do not tout jacking off as some kind of health thing. Nobody does it for that reason, asshole.

No, but its a nice side effect, don't you think?

That's a lot better than the lies some still teach - that its harmful or somehow abnormal.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

I will wager a bet, without even looking, that somewhere in the thread above us someone has proposed that we teach people how to more effectively masturbate.

And you know what that means...more explicit sex "education".

I saw an article not long ago where that happened. As part of common core, some school district brought in a lesbian to teach the kids how to use a strap-on. Some of the kids took pics with their cellphone of the woman on her back on the desk showing holding the dildo in a naughty place, and now she is unemployed and allegedly the school system was considering just backing out of common core altogether because of the sex ed stuff. Not sure how much of the latter was opinion, but the article I read had photos from the class.

That sort of shit happens all the time.

And the progressives don't see a thing wrong with it.

Bullshit.

Give it rest, dingbat.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

I see Delta is continuing his creepy OP's. What a creep

Time for you to outgrow your guilt ...

8 ways to help prevent prostate cancer - Health - Men s health NBC News

 

[Mad Scientist]

Pop Quiz for the Guys: What's better?:

Sex with a Woman.
Sex with yer Hand.

Yeah I agree.