Marriage

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  1. Colin
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    Husband and wife...
    before MARRIAGE:

    Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
    Wife - Do you want me to leave?
    Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
    Wife - Do you love me?
    Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
    Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
    Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
    Wife - Will you kiss me?
    Husband - Every chance I get!
    Wife - Will you hit me?
    Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
    Wife - Can I trust you?
    Husband - Yes.
    Wife - Darling!


    after MARRIAGE:
    Now read from bottom to top.
     
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    ahahhahah

    very funny and cool, thanks for post, any more?
     

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