Marjorie Taylor Greene blames blizzard on Jewish space snow machines!

[DrLove]

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has blamed the blizzard currently battering the East Coast on “orbiting Jewish space snow machines” controlled by the Hungarian-born billionaire George Soros.​

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In a series of tweets, Greene claimed that the snow machines had manufactured the blizzard to make it impossible for her to get out of her driveway and reach her office at the U.S. Capitol.​

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“I will not be silenced by Jewish snow,” she defiantly tweeted.​

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Expanding on her theory, Greene wrote, “ ‘Snow’ and ‘Soros’ both begin with the letter ‘S,’ and also prominently feature the letter ‘O.’ Only an idiot would miss this connection.”​

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At the Capitol, the House Minority Leader, Kevin McCarthy, said that he had responded “swiftly and decisively” to Greene’s Jewish-snow-machine theory by giving her a seat on the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology.​

Marjorie Taylor Greene Blames Blizzard on Jewish Space Snow Machines

“I will not be silenced by Jewish snow,” the Georgia Republican tweeted.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Pogo]

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has blamed the blizzard currently battering the East Coast on “orbiting Jewish space snow machines” controlled by the Hungarian-born billionaire George Soros.​

​

In a series of tweets, Greene claimed that the snow machines had manufactured the blizzard to make it impossible for her to get out of her driveway and reach her office at the U.S. Capitol.​

​

“I will not be silenced by Jewish snow,” she defiantly tweeted.​

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Expanding on her theory, Greene wrote, “ ‘Snow’ and ‘Soros’ both begin with the letter ‘S,’ and also prominently feature the letter ‘O.’ Only an idiot would miss this connection.”​

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At the Capitol, the House Minority Leader, Kevin McCarthy, said that he had responded “swiftly and decisively” to Greene’s Jewish-snow-machine theory by giving her a seat on the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology.​

Marjorie Taylor Greene Blames Blizzard on Jewish Space Snow Machines

“I will not be silenced by Jewish snow,” the Georgia Republican tweeted.

www.newyorker.com

Not to worry. Her fellow moonbat Lauren Boebert will pull out her pistol and shoot that blizzard down.

Her gun has special powers because it ripped the face off a teenage girl and drank its blood.

 

[Toro]

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has blamed the blizzard currently battering the East Coast on “orbiting Jewish space snow machines” controlled by the Hungarian-born billionaire George Soros.​

​

In a series of tweets, Greene claimed that the snow machines had manufactured the blizzard to make it impossible for her to get out of her driveway and reach her office at the U.S. Capitol.​

​

“I will not be silenced by Jewish snow,” she defiantly tweeted.​

​

Expanding on her theory, Greene wrote, “ ‘Snow’ and ‘Soros’ both begin with the letter ‘S,’ and also prominently feature the letter ‘O.’ Only an idiot would miss this connection.”​

​

At the Capitol, the House Minority Leader, Kevin McCarthy, said that he had responded “swiftly and decisively” to Greene’s Jewish-snow-machine theory by giving her a seat on the House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology.​

Marjorie Taylor Greene Blames Blizzard on Jewish Space Snow Machines

“I will not be silenced by Jewish snow,” the Georgia Republican tweeted.

www.newyorker.com

Bizarrely, that's no more satirical than what she originally said.

 

[DrLove]

Not to worry. Her fellow moonbat Lauren Boebert will pull out her pistol and shoot that blizzard down.

Her gun has special powers because it ripped the face off a teenage girl and drank its blood.

Hey that could work - Kinda like Donnie's idea of nuking hurricanes, but with less radiation!