Man Pelted To Death With Oranges

[skye]

I have never heard of something like this before ..... now the police in Limpopo, South Africa, await details of autopsy ...

Friday 22 August 2014

Two men arrested after South African worker is 'pelted to death with oranges' | World news | The Guardian

 

[Mr. H.]

Orange you glad they weren't bananas?

 

[skye]

...or pineapples!

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Some of those vegans are pretty militant.

 

[Disir]

How bizarre.

 

[Pogo]

Anita Bryant is not amused.

 

[mudwhistle]

Q. Why was the Blonde staring at the carton of orange juice?
A. It said concentrate.

 

[Alex.]

There will be some pansy ass crying there is a need for orange control because they are now deadly weapons. This looks like a disagreement and an unfortunate end for the orangeman.

Reminds me that football season will be here soon.

 

[Vandalshandle]

I'm familiar with the story.They started out using grapes, but things escalated until it was out of control. They were already trying to contact an arms dealer for a supply of grapefruit....

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Watch, liberals'll call for produce control.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Anita Bryant is not amused.

Oh please tell me she isn't still around? Thought her people came and flew her back to their planet?

 

[skye]

So prosaic.... to be pelted to death by humble oranges

apricots.....mangoes, passionfruit even....sure .... but oranges.?

 

[Pogo]

OK we all know it's coming, let's get it out of the way...

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[Vandalshandle]

I'll give you a hint. Mickey Mouse had something to do with it. It involved an incident that happened in Disney World in Orlando.

 

[Indeependent]

Don't give Hamas any ideas.

 

[Alex.]

I have never heard of something like this before ..... now the police in Limpopo, South Africa, await details of autopsy ...

Friday 22 August 2014

Two men arrested after South African worker is 'pelted to death with oranges' | World news | The Guardian

I do not know which is worse, getting popped in the melon by an orange or kicked in the nuts. But these guys went after this orangeman with a passion. They are all a bunch of fruits.

 

[Vandalshandle]

The suspects were trying to write a song about an orange. The victim taunted them that they would never find a word that would rhyme with "orange". One thing led to another, and...the rest is history.

 

[Pogo]

I have never heard of something like this before ..... now the police in Limpopo, South Africa, await details of autopsy ...

Friday 22 August 2014

Two men arrested after South African worker is 'pelted to death with oranges' | World news | The Guardian

I do not know which is worse, getting popped in the melon by an orange or kicked in the nuts. But these guys went after this orangeman with a passion. They are all a bunch of fruits.

Oh, 'ere we go, 'ere we go...

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[skye]

but seriously ladies and gents.....it is "refreshing" no pun intended, to be killed by oranges as oppose to bullets or other sort of ammunition! don't you agree?

 

[Pogo]

but seriously ladies and gents.....it is "refreshing" no pun intended, to be killed by oranges as oppose to bullets or other sort of ammunition! don't you agree?

Yeah, more sub-limely apeeling. Bullets are the pits.