Man Caught Having Sex With Patio Table.

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    No, really. Patio table...

    Not Paddy O'table.....a picnic table....with a hole in the middle...but I guess that
    goes without saying....

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wt6aros_w0]YouTube - ‪Man Caught Having Sex With Patio Table‬‏[/ame]


    So, legally is that rape?

    Are splinters covered by ObamaCare?

    No 'wood' jokes!
     
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    That's knotty. ;)
     
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    It is essential that our teachers start teaching our children that some people are just born loving lawn furniture so that people like this aren't made fun of and bullied.
     
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    A marriage made in heaven! Or IKEA.
     
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    If he liked to do that so much, why didn't he take the table INTO the house?

    Also, why did the neighbor video tap him instead of letting him know he can be seen? Did the neighbor WANT to see him? In the responses on Youtube, one said that the porch was in the back of the house and away from view of anyone but the neighbour.
     
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    is that any worse than using a dildo or plastic doll?
     
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    Was it his table?
     
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    No. However, it was 'public indecency'. He should have taken it inside.
     
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    true. I bet no one will eat dinner at his house anymore.
     
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    So you can't do that on your own property? Not that I am defending him or anything. I am just wondering.
     

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