Lumpy 1.. late introducion

[Lumpy 1]

Well.. I never formally introduced myself.

I'm just here to have some fun, instigate some trouble, joust with the issues and I have a special kind of fondness for the ladies.

I'm politically conservative, happily married with 4 children and try to be respectful of other points of view. I rarely use foul language unless I'm out with the Guys. My posts are either rabble-rousing or filled with innuendo but for me it's all in fun, no better..no worse than anyone else.

 

[Ringel05]

Hey! Since I never did either I'll pull a newbie and put mine in Lumpy's tread!

Well, a little about myself:

Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified to post here?

 

[Lumpy 1]

Hey! Since I never did either I'll pull a newbie and put mine in Lumpy's tread!

Well, a little about myself:

Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified to post here?

I'd say you're more qualified than most....

 

[Madeline]

Well, I introduced myself, but I was less than honest.

I'm a 19 year old French exchange student trust fund baby. I'm just here because in French, "bitch" means "hottie" and I hope to score some fashionista tips.

 

[Madeline]

Well.. I never formally introduced myself.

I'm just here to have some fun, instigate some trouble, joust with the issues and I have a special kind of fondness for the ladies.

I'm politically conservative, happily married with 4 children and try to be respectful of other points of view. I rarely use foul language unless I'm out with the Guys. My posts are either rabble-rousing or filled with innuendo but for me it's all in fun, no better..no worse than anyone else.

Do we now have to name all ten of your -- what are they? Cats?

 

[Lumpy 1]

Well.. I never formally introduced myself.

I'm just here to have some fun, instigate some trouble, joust with the issues and I have a special kind of fondness for the ladies.

I'm politically conservative, happily married with 4 children and try to be respectful of other points of view. I rarely use foul language unless I'm out with the Guys. My posts are either rabble-rousing or filled with innuendo but for me it's all in fun, no better..no worse than anyone else.

Do we now have to name all ten of your -- what are they? Cats?

Yes.. Felix has been gettin busy.... perhaps the poor little waives should be named..

 

[AquaAthena]

Well.. I never formally introduced myself.

I'm just here to have some fun, instigate some trouble, joust with the issues and I have a special kind of fondness for the ladies.

I'm politically conservative, happily married with 4 children and try to be respectful of other points of view. I rarely use foul language unless I'm out with the Guys. My posts are either rabble-rousing or filled with innuendo but for me it's all in fun, no better..no worse than anyone else.

And I sir, am your ardent fan!

 

[Lumpy 1]

Well.. I never formally introduced myself.

I'm just here to have some fun, instigate some trouble, joust with the issues and I have a special kind of fondness for the ladies.

I'm politically conservative, happily married with 4 children and try to be respectful of other points of view. I rarely use foul language unless I'm out with the Guys. My posts are either rabble-rousing or filled with innuendo but for me it's all in fun, no better..no worse than anyone else.

And I sir, am your ardent fan!

Well don't read the "sexual revolution.. results" thread .. their killing me over there...

 

[Madeline]

*Sighs*

A USMB-er's work is never done....

Poltergeist, placebo, loot, kudos, khaki, juggernaut, glitch, confetti, berserk, assassin.

$5 if you can guess why these words relate.

 

[Lumpy 1]

*Sighs*

A USMB-er's work is never done....

Poltergeist, placebo, loot, kudos, khaki, juggernaut, glitch, confetti, berserk, assassin.

$5 if you can guess why these words relate.

Well... ah .. ha ha you're stuck on 69.......

 

[fyrenza]

Late, indeed,

but I, alas,

have also already been enchanted by you...

 

[Lumpy 1]

Late, indeed,

but I, alas,

have also already been enchanted by you...

.. actually I'm more red than purple.. now...

 

[Zoom-boing]

*Sighs*

A USMB-er's work is never done....

Poltergeist, placebo, loot, kudos, khaki, juggernaut, glitch, confetti, berserk, assassin.

$5 if you can guess why these words relate.

My dad took me to see that movie. He took me to all the 'disaster' movies back in the day.

 

[Lumpy 1]

I just noticed I spelled introduction wrong....

well.. it's okay in Spanish..

 

[asaratis]

Welcome. Come...lie down...you must be tired.

 

[lizzie]

Well don't read the "sexual revolution.. results" thread .. their killing me over there...

Oh Man! I've been missing out on that one!

 

[Sherry]

I never introduced myself either. I'll just have to remain a mystery.

 

[Lumpy 1]

I never introduced myself either. I'll just have to remain a mystery.

I think you should introduce yourself.. I would prefer the more intimate details though..

 

[HUGGY]

Well.. I never formally introduced myself.

I'm just here to have some fun, instigate some trouble, joust with the issues and I have a special kind of fondness for the ladies.

I'm politically conservative, happily married with 4 children and try to be respectful of other points of view. I rarely use foul language unless I'm out with the Guys. My posts are either rabble-rousing or filled with innuendo but for me it's all in fun, no better..no worse than anyone else.

SOOoooooo.... This is like an illegal immigrant sneakin into the country an raizin all kinds a shit? AND NOW you want the amnesty and the second chance at a FIRST IMPRESSION????????

No fuckin way sport!!!!!!

































We already got the sex tapes!!!!!!

 

[Sherry]

I never introduced myself either. I'll just have to remain a mystery.

I think you should introduce yourself.. I would prefer the more intimate details though..

That's a broad statement.