Lumpy 1.. late introducion

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    Well.. I never formally introduced myself.

    I'm just here to have some fun, instigate some trouble, joust with the issues and I have a special kind of fondness for the ladies.

    I'm politically conservative, happily married with 4 children and try to be respectful of other points of view. I rarely use foul language unless I'm out with the Guys. My posts are either rabble-rousing or filled with innuendo but for me it's all in fun, no better..no worse than anyone else.
     
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    Hey! Since I never did either I'll pull a newbie and put mine in Lumpy's tread!

    Well, a little about myself:

    Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified to post here?
     
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    I'd say you're more qualified than most....
     
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    Well, I introduced myself, but I was less than honest.

    I'm a 19 year old French exchange student trust fund baby. I'm just here because in French, "bitch" means "hottie" and I hope to score some fashionista tips.
     
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    Do we now have to name all ten of your -- what are they? Cats?
     
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    Yes.. Felix has been gettin busy.... perhaps the poor little waives should be named..:lol:
     
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    And I sir, am your ardent fan! :)
     
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    Well don't read the "sexual revolution.. results" thread .. their killing me over there...:lol:
     
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    *Sighs*

    A USMB-er's work is never done....

    Poltergeist, placebo, loot, kudos, khaki, juggernaut, glitch, confetti, berserk, assassin.

    $5 if you can guess why these words relate.

     
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    Well... ah .. ha ha you're stuck on 69.......
     

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