Location, Location, Location!

[Derideo_Te]

Frivolous fun time folks!

We have all done it so we don't need the salacious details but where we have done it and what the circumstances were is what this is all about. Everyone has probably done it in a car but was the car moving and who was driving at the time? Sand dunes? Camping? Jacuzzi? B&B? Ship? Plane? Train?

So what makes this thread worthwhile? Every location has it's own challenges. And sometimes the outcome is not quite what was expected.

As a horny teenager I was bringing my date home very late at night after an Easter BBQ. Since we were on my motorbike she indicated that we should take the back alley behind her house so as not to wake the dogs at her parent's house. We were making out and she suggested that we go into her father's workshop.

Now that was the location that matters for this tale. During the subsequent randy act of adolescent lovemaking things got heated and it was at that point that I kicked the bucket! Yes, a galvanized steel pail on a concrete floor makes a lot of noise and yes, it did wake the dogs too!

But it is only because of that location that I can honestly claim to have kicked the bucket while making love and lived to tell the tale!

So please share the locations where have you enjoyed your own intimate encounters of the unexpected kind.

 

[Derideo_Te]

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[cereal_killer]

Great thread

 

[Moonglow]

I can't think of too many places I didn't knock boots....

 

[Diana1180]

Fitting room at a store.

I recommend not trying it. Especially if your vocal.

 

[Wolfsister77]

At a park, on the grass, at night, with two dogs that we were walking at the time hanging out. Yes, we were up on a hill, near some trees where it wouldn't be as easy to be seen but it was also a public park with roads and trails all around. I have no idea what came over us, LOL.

 

[Shaitra]

lol, good thread. My most adventurous incounter was outside by the fire one spring with my future husband where we were discovered by his 14 year old daughter. Opps!

 

[emilynghiem]

In a car in a rainstorm, where the thunder was appropriately timed.

Tried to do it in a men's restroom stall, at a Tango/Symphony event (where a lovely woman welcomed us at the elevator, in a charming British accent "Oh, YOU must be with the THEA-TAH"), but got interrupted when intermission got called; and spent the rest of the evening there, waiting for everyone to leave before we dared come out. We missed the presentation, but went outside on the grass and stared up at the beautiful stars.

That was my first boyfriend.

With my current boyfriend, we got really loud at his dad's house, and forgot about the vent and noise that goes straight into his room.
Needless to say, we weren't the only ones who didn't get any sleep that night.

 

[Esmeralda]

On a cliff edge. Yep.

 

[iamwhatiseem]

While driving 65 mph on a deserted HWY (IN 446)
In the middle of a High School football field (who hasn't)
Where I use to work on pallet shelving (think Dwight and Angela on The Office)

 

[Roudy]

Frivolous fun time folks!

We have all done it so we don't need the salacious details but where we have done it and what the circumstances were is what this is all about. Everyone has probably done it in a car but was the car moving and who was driving at the time? Sand dunes? Camping? Jacuzzi? B&B? Ship? Plane? Train?

So what makes this thread worthwhile? Every location has it's own challenges. And sometimes the outcome is not quite what was expected.

As a horny teenager I was bringing my date home very late at night after an Easter BBQ. Since we were on my motorbike she indicated that we should take the back alley behind her house so as not to wake the dogs at her parent's house. We were making out and she suggested that we go into her father's workshop.

Now that was the location that matters for this tale. During the subsequent randy act of adolescent lovemaking things got heated and it was at that point that I kicked the bucket! Yes, a galvanized steel pail on a concrete floor makes a lot of noise and yes, it did wake the dogs too!

But it is only because of that location that I can honestly claim to have kicked the bucket while making love and lived to tell the tale!

So please share the locations where have you enjoyed your own intimate encounters of the unexpected kind.

Geezus, I can't think of a place I haven't done it. Well maybe an airplane. But it's always been great. I think it also depends on WHO you're doing it with. For example I've encountered many good looking women and even though the setting was great, they turned out to be frigid duds. Sex is like a box of chocolates, you never know what to expect.

To be honest though I think it's the most fun when there is a chance of being discovered, usually by the girl's parents. That's why in car or the living room couch under some blankets acting like you're asleep was usually the most exciting.

 

[Katzndogz]

In a garden on the grass during a thunderstorm. Getting soaking wet.
In a hearse. Empty of coffin.
In the limousine of my friend's wedding AT the wedding.
Between two parked cars in a parking lot

There was one almost, at the beach with a priest, but I dragged him home.

 

[JakeStarkey]

On the lounge at midnight under the full moon on Valentine's day. In my parents' back yard beyond the pool.

Bit nippy but my wife kept the heat flowing.

It was her idea. Really.

 

[pacer]

Can we lie?

 

[Statistikhengst]

On a back road behind the airport where I was raised. The car was in my mom's name, I was a teenager. The cops caught us at midnight, ran the plates and all that stuff. A policeman asked me to step out of the car, and all I could say was "uh, can I put my pants on first?"

My mom was working that night at a very large hospital and there was a police scanner at her desk. So, she hears the car, license and her name go across the announcements. What dumb luck.

The next morning, my mom busted down the door to my bedroom and say, "what were you doing with so-and-so on Pikes Peak Road" and so, sensing that there was no getting out of this, I looked at my mom straight in the eyes and said, "why mom, I made love last night in the back of that 1969 Cutlass supreme. It was great".

I said "1969 Cutlass Surpreme" because my mom and I had a running joke about describing the car as exactly as possible.

She left my room and went to hers. I thought I heard sobbing sounds.

She was laughing. Laughing harder than I ever saw my mom laugh.

And then she grounded me for having made love in the back of the Cutlass Supreme (metallic blue, that baby was made out of steel, I tell ya, had an 8-track deck, too!!!), for exactly 3 hours.

I will never forget that moment.

Thank, Deri, for helping to jar that memory.

 

[Mertex]

In a car.....many times....also in a Pensk moving van on the way from California to Texas, it was raining cats and dogs and we had pulled over out of the way of the road.

 

[Unkotare]

Hmmm...


Tennis court, midnight, Toyohashi

Hotel room (not so unusual, I know) - in Tibet

Out on the end of a pier in the Charlestown Navy Yard

 

[Big Black Dog]

Philadelphia Naval Hospital.

 

[Listening]

Did what ?

 

[Kondor3]

Summer-time, Cook County Forest Preserves, southwest suburbia, open field behind a grove of trees, far from the road, a couple of hours after the Rangers had closed the Preserve for the evening... beach blanket, picnic basket, some wine et al, and nuthin' but hoot-owls and fire-flies to snitch on us... long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...