Letter to my boss....

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    Letter to My Boss,


    I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.


    Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.


    During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.


    Oh yes, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything,

    remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.



    Sincerely,


    Every Senator or Congressman running for re-election


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    Kind of funny, got it in an email
     
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    They do treat themselves well.
     
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    candycorn Alis volat propriis

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    Does it surprise anyone that the majority are Republicans? Sounds like the rich and entitled class likes being rich and entitled.
     
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    Can always leave it up to a left wing white woman to make the stupidest post of the day.

    Especially, if that left wing white woman is American. Easily, the dumbest people on earth.

    Wanna bet this one is a blonde too?
     
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    /----/ They are all career politicians.
     
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    People seem to forget that the "boss" referred to in the fantasy letter is you and me. We don't work for the government, representatives and senators work for us. For the first time in modern history we have a President with the willingness to "drain the swamp" but ignorant people would rather send unfunny e-mails rather than supporting the President or getting involved in the system. This kind of stuff usually happens during successful republican administrations.
     
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    dcbl Good guys wear white hats

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    If that is her, I take back everything I said.
     
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    I thought you were talking about teachers. lol.
     
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    we pay those lousy bastards a $174K a year SALARY to lie, cheat, steal, and screw us in their spare time.

    maybe they are a hell of a lot smarter than I give them credit for.
     
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