Pedro de San Patricio
Gold Member
I saw how much fun liberals have with this and thought it might make a fun game. 
Differences between liberals and conservatives
The average liberal's brain possesses approximately 15% more gyri (folds within the brain) than the average conservative's brain.
Liberal states pay 67% more in taxes than conservative states and receive 20% less welfare.
Conservatives are 80% likely to report lower levels of happiness and job satisfaction than liberals.
Differences between the DNC and GOP
96% of Democratic candidates have at least a bachelor's degree and 53% hold at least a master's. 47% of Republican candidates hold at least a bachelor's degree and 11% at least a master's.
Poll data
According to a recent poll, 14% of self-described conservatives in Tennessee admitted to performing intimate acts with a family member at least once. An additional 4% admitted to performing acts with an animal.
According to another poll, 12% of Republicans are willing to accept evolutionary theory in "at least a modified form".
Gender
One out of every three women will have at least one abortion. Less than 1% of that number will regret it. 56% of the remaining two thirds will regret their own decision.
At least 27% of all men will knowingly commit rape at least once in their life.
If you adjust for tenure and education, the average woman actually makes 78¢ on the average man's dollar.
92% of single parents are single mothers, who make up 37% of the minimum wage employees.
97% of feminist activists will be harassed for their activities. 78% will be threatened with murder at least once. 14% of these threats will be attempted.
Immigration
0.03% of undocumented citizens have committed some form of violent crime.
45% of undocumented citizens pay at least $1,000 in taxes annually. 9% have access to healthcare.
Differences between liberals and conservatives
The average liberal's brain possesses approximately 15% more gyri (folds within the brain) than the average conservative's brain.
Liberal states pay 67% more in taxes than conservative states and receive 20% less welfare.
Conservatives are 80% likely to report lower levels of happiness and job satisfaction than liberals.
Differences between the DNC and GOP
96% of Democratic candidates have at least a bachelor's degree and 53% hold at least a master's. 47% of Republican candidates hold at least a bachelor's degree and 11% at least a master's.
Poll data
According to a recent poll, 14% of self-described conservatives in Tennessee admitted to performing intimate acts with a family member at least once. An additional 4% admitted to performing acts with an animal.
According to another poll, 12% of Republicans are willing to accept evolutionary theory in "at least a modified form".
Gender
One out of every three women will have at least one abortion. Less than 1% of that number will regret it. 56% of the remaining two thirds will regret their own decision.
At least 27% of all men will knowingly commit rape at least once in their life.
If you adjust for tenure and education, the average woman actually makes 78¢ on the average man's dollar.
92% of single parents are single mothers, who make up 37% of the minimum wage employees.
97% of feminist activists will be harassed for their activities. 78% will be threatened with murder at least once. 14% of these threats will be attempted.
Immigration
0.03% of undocumented citizens have committed some form of violent crime.
45% of undocumented citizens pay at least $1,000 in taxes annually. 9% have access to healthcare.
