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[Si modo]

Feeling like chopped liver right now?

Ask Colin to post a pic of him in his shorts! Colin's been working on his tan (so I've heard!)

The English tan?

Who knew?

Go for it, Colin!

 

[Colin]

Hey Boot

Come back safe, ya hear!

We need someone with that clever British wit!

Feeling like chopped liver right now?

Fried with onions and garlic? Lovely!

 

[Valerie]

Hey Bootneck! Be well, stay safe, and make it home soon!





No time to look for funny videos right now but this thread should still provide a good laugh even the second time around!


http://www.usmessageboard.com/humor/114499-who-can-make-bootneck-laugh.html

 

[Valerie]

Oh, I know! Someone showed me this video the other day and we were cracking up!


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[St.Blues]

A massage for Bootneck... anytime.

I'll be your bootneck.......... Call me at 555-555-5555 anytime.

 

[Trajan]

USMB Girls should each wear this for him.

Semper Fi, Boot.... wherever you are.

for his safe return.... and for his brothers in arms.

I volunteer to take pics of all the usmb tarts, whoops.....I mean ladies who wear this, I'll bring the bucket. I KNOW he'll love that....

 

[Trajan]

Hey Boot

Come back safe, ya hear!

We need someone with that clever British wit!

heck yea Bootneck, bring a Canadian too...

 

[Si modo]

USMB Girls should each wear this for him.

Semper Fi, Boot.... wherever you are.

for his safe return.... and for his brothers in arms.

I volunteer to take pics of all the usmb tarts, whoops.....I mean ladies who wear this, I'll bring the bucket. I KNOW he'll love that....

No tarts here. Nope. Not at all. Never seen any. Nuh uh. None.



(And, if anyone were to consider me one - odd if they did - I would be the lemon tart with minimal sugar added. )

 

[Toro]

Feeling like chopped liver right now?

Ask Colin to post a pic of him in his shorts! Colin's been working on his tan (so I've heard!)

I've lived in England. When the English "tan," we call it a farmer's tan!

 

[Trajan]

USMB Girls should each wear this for him.

Semper Fi, Boot.... wherever you are.

for his safe return.... and for his brothers in arms.

I volunteer to take pics of all the usmb tarts, whoops.....I mean ladies who wear this, I'll bring the bucket. I KNOW he'll love that....

No tarts here. Nope. Not at all. Never seen any. Nuh uh. None.



(And, if anyone were to consider me one - odd if they did - I would be the lemon tart with minimal sugar added. )

bull, you have awesome tartage, I've seen your pic...

 

[Si modo]

I volunteer to take pics of all the usmb tarts, whoops.....I mean ladies who wear this, I'll bring the bucket. I KNOW he'll love that....

No tarts here. Nope. Not at all. Never seen any. Nuh uh. None.



(And, if anyone were to consider me one - odd if they did - I would be the lemon tart with minimal sugar added. )

bull, you have awesome tartage, I've seen your pic...

Thanks, Traj. You're quite the imp.

(For those who don't know me, and only see what I write, I have little doubt that I come across much harder than I am on other topics.)

 

[Sunni Man]

Bootneck you come back safe and that is an "Order"

 

[Article 15]

Sup, Boot!

Jesus fuck, man, you're deployed again?!

Don't take salt pills and have a good day!

 

[Colin]

Sup, Boot!

Jesus fuck, man, you're deployed again?!

Don't take salt pills and have a good day!

Bastard's sunbathing! I know it! He'll be back asking me to step outside and compare tans. Well, I'm ready for him this time!

 

[Sunni Man]

Sup, Boot!

Jesus fuck, man, you're deployed again?!

Don't take salt pills and have a good day!

Bastard's sunbathing! I know it! He'll be back asking me to step outside and compare tans. Well, I'm ready for him this time!

How could you ever get a suntan in England??

 

[random3434]

Sup, Boot!

Jesus fuck, man, you're deployed again?!

Don't take salt pills and have a good day!

Bastard's sunbathing! I know it! He'll be back asking me to step outside and compare tans. Well, I'm ready for him this time!

How could you ever get a suntan in England??

Colin uses bronzer and a light bulb!

 

[Colin]

Sup, Boot!

Jesus fuck, man, you're deployed again?!

Don't take salt pills and have a good day!

Bastard's sunbathing! I know it! He'll be back asking me to step outside and compare tans. Well, I'm ready for him this time!

How could you ever get a suntan in England??

The weather has been glorious and since I'm on a long stretch of convalescence I've been soaking up the sun ...plus I've fitted 150 watt bulbs in all my light fittings!

 

[Colin]

Bastard's sunbathing! I know it! He'll be back asking me to step outside and compare tans. Well, I'm ready for him this time!

How could you ever get a suntan in England??

Colin uses bronzer and a light bulb!

That was last year! Hey! Next time I'm in Indy you can step outside and compare white bits with me!

 

[random3434]

How could you ever get a suntan in England??

Colin uses bronzer and a light bulb!

That was last year! Hey! Next time I'm in Indy you can step outside and compare white bits with me!

Sounds like fun!

But you supply the Nelson's Blood so we can get minging!

 

[Colin]

Colin uses bronzer and a light bulb!

That was last year! Hey! Next time I'm in Indy you can step outside and compare white bits with me!

Sounds like fun!

But you supply the Nelson's Blood so we can get minging!

Rum is for crap hats!