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Ernie S.

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Nov 14, 2010
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Amazing! She wants the same rights as an inanimate object?

I own a dozen or so guns. They don't get pissed if I forget their birthdays. They never bitch that I never take them anywhere. They don't complain if I shoot more than one at a time.
Hell they spend most of their time locked in a dark room. They don't bitch about not having enough room to lie down or plot among themselves. I can buy more guns or sell guns I don't like any more. Hell! I love the fact that I don't have to pay a gun to go away!
They exist only for my pleasure and don't make a sound until I trigger an outburst,
They are all 100% reliable as long as I pay attention to their needs periodically. With a little care, they are just as beautiful when 80 years old as they were at 18. Hell the 2 prettiest I have are my 144 year old twins. They are in perfect shape; not a damned wrinkle on either one!
They do, occasionally have hot flashes and kick a bit, but I still love them, usually at the same time.
 

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