Jedi Knights Unit: Fuck with the Census data!

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    The Brits did it. As Americans, we can do it better! Everyone should put their religion as Jedi Knights on the census forms. Let's see if we can top 5% of the nation! You can do this because you are tired about government intrusion, because you think it's funny, or because you're a Star Wars fanboy. Whatever the reason, just tell the government you're a Jedi! :clap2:
     
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    Rebelling against oppressive government means I've turned to the dark side?
     
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    Say that you're a Na'vi.
     
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    Why would you want to fuck with census? Do you want to be under represented?
     
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    No.
     
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    Why do they need to know our race, religion, or anything else for that matter, in order to get a count of the people for the purposes of Congressional representation? Tell me how claiming that I were a Jedi Knight, Christian, Muslim, or Jew would in ANY way affect the count? Do black people still only count as 3/5ths of a person? Do Christians count as two people? Tell me, what does it matter so long as they know how many people live in my home?
     
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    i don't know about them. but *I* hope they're under represented. :eusa_pray:
     
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    Actually black people somewhat still do, because they are under counted, while white people are over counted.
    Get over what it asks you, and if you like being under represented that is your problem.
     

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