Jake is dying...

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    Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.
    He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.'
    'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.
    'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'
    'I know,' she replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'
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    Remind me to rep you tomorrow, BBD. Very good joke.
     

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