I've Seen the Light

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    The brow beatings I've endured here and elsewhere for defending/advocating completely ridiculous ideas concerning the events of 9/11/01 have taken their toll, and I've decided to fall in line with the most reasonable account put forth to date:

    9/11: A Conspiracy Theory - YouTube

    To my fellow Twoofers: I suggest that you follow suit and lay aside the nonsense regarding things like the laws of physics, the abundance of physical and circumstantial evidence, and anything else that might remotely contradict the official story. The most important thing to remember about 9/11 is this: no matter why or how it actually happened, it's at the root of America's global dominance and financial stability today, both of which I'm sure all would agree are at all-time highs! Forget about the damning implications; let's all just let it go ...like a good little flock, and enjoy the rewards.
     
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    Once again Crapstone shows us his true colors. Idiot.
     
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    No more darkness, no more night.........................................:D
     
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    Don't think for a second that an obscure reference to a gospel tune might fly unnoticed by this preacher's kid. I had the names of all of the books of the Bible memorized in chronological order before I entered the second grade, and my favorite bedtime story was Clarence Larkin's Dispensational Truth, for Christ's fucking sake!

    If not for my goddamned conscience, I'd have followed in my father's footsteps and made a small fortune on the tithes and offerings of a bunch of mindless senior citizens on SSI by now.
     
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    ...the same goddamned conscience that has prevented me from profiting on anything other than my steadfast conviction.
     
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    Instead you elected to be fucking idiot on the internet. Good choice.:badgrin::badgrin:
     
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    Well, it's only a part-time gig, but thanks again, Obi. Ironically, I'd actually take offense if someone like you felt any other way about me. :)
     
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    "Seen the light," huh?

    Sounds like the Illuminati has brainwashed you. I'd seek psychiatric help if I were you. :tinfoil:
     
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    Sorry. Your opinion is already out. You're fucked.:badgrin::badgrin:
     
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    Let's see: less than 10 posts into the discussion and I've already been characterized as a "fucking idiot" in need of "psychiatric help".

    Looks like the video in the OP was pretty much right on the money.
     

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