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If the "conservative" states were to form their own country, it would be a theocracy with an even wider gap between rich and poor compared to what we have now.
The new liberal country would likely be an inefficient socialist state, abundent with useless regulations and red tape, but it would still have a higher standard of living compared to conservative America.
A conservative nation would have a huge, well trained military. But no cops or firemen, because they are evil "gubermint" employees. But their massive military wouldnt be allowed to enforce laws within the nation, because that would be martial law and that would make you a socialist Obama loving communist. So it would be survival of the fittest and richest. Huge walls would be built around rich neighborhoods, while the local poor fought amongst themselves for scraps (kinda like wealthy gated communities in shitty poor metro areas now).
There would only be private schools....cuz you know, teachers are also evil gubermint employees.
Cars would have no tags or insurance. DMV's handle that. And you know who works at DMV's....yep. Gubermint employees.
The roads would be built and maintained only through the private sector. But when a road was needed, or needed to be repaired, there would be a big plastic jug with a "Please Donate" sign on it, so all the private citizens could collect enough to hire a private company to build the road. Meanwhile...while citizens drove on shitty roads or dirt roads, they'd bitch about "why dont somebody do sumtin' bout these dad gum roads!"
A conservative nation wouldn't need cops. See, unlike you liberal thugs, conservatives know how to conduct themselves in civilized, lawful fashion. Despite being 10x's the size of Occupy Wall Street, the Tea Party protests had exactly 0 crimes. No rapes. No murders. No shootings. No stabbings. No theft. In fact, after Tea Party rallies, the area's in question were cleaned up and left cleaner than before the Tea Party people got there.
And despite the ignorance of the left, I don't know a single conservative who hates taxes. What we hate is unconstitutional government taxing us back to the stone ages for unconstituional programs. Furthermore, at least half of the tax dollars are pissed away on the most insane pork spending, waste, and fraud known to man.
But of course, since the parasite class doesn't pay taxes, why should they give a fuck that conservatives hard earned tax dollars are being wasted?