Hey...do you want to hear a good one? This actually happened. Someone I work with called the help desk of a software vendor in New York City this past week, but was getting the run around. After a few days of getting nowhere, he finally asks in frustration why it was taking so long to solve a fairly simple problem. Their answer? The Republican National Convention was slowing everything down..... That does it! Now they're blaming Bush for software problems!!!!!!!!! Thought you'd all get a chuckle out of that one!!!!!