Q: Why did John Kerry cross the road? A1: He didn't cross the road, that SOB pushed him! A2: To retrieve his medals! A3: TO go after those Benedict Arnold CEOs! A4: Actually, he voted not to cross the road before he voted to cross the road! A5: He will cross the road, but then, he will vote against funding the crossing. A6: Did he get France's permission to cross the road? A7: So that he could spend Christmas in Cambodia! A8: So that he might get hit by a car and get another purple heart!