Israeli joke of the day

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    Israel: No reason to think Mossad killed Hamas man

    JERUSALEM – Israel's foreign minister said Wednesday there was no reason to assume the Mossad assassinated a Hamas military commander in Dubai, even as suspicions mounted that the country's vaunted spy agency made the hit using the identities of Israelis with European passports.

    Israel: No reason to think Mossad killed Hamas man - Yahoo! News
     
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    During the war, a Syrian infantry captains potted an Israeli soldier creeping across a dune as the sun set. He summoned a sergeant who he sent with a full platoon of men to get the Israeli and bring him in for questioning. Around midnight a furious firefight erupted in the direction his men had gone. As the sun rose, his sergeant, bleeding and exhausted crawled back to the line with a report, "Sir it was an ambush. There were two Israeli's"
     
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    UBERMENSCH!!!


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    Israel is the joke of the day. If you've missed anything, don't worry; they're in town all week and have been for the past 60 years.
     
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    They've been in town for the last 4,000 years, but they only managed to liberate their land from the British occupiers about 60 years ago.
     
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    Which makes it even funnier when they kick the crap out of all their Islamic Arab neighbors.
     
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    The occupiers are still there. Sorry, but the fact that handful of Jews have maintained a presence in the Levant does not give all Jews the freedom to flock to Palestine in droves and rule over Muslims and Christians.
     
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    Right, who would have expected Israel to win with twice as many troops and a huge influx of Czech munitions? :lol:

    Don't worry; the war's not over.
     
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    Which war are you thinking about?
    The trend has historically been for Israel to be horribly outnumbered. But I suppose that is unfair as the Arabs never did learn to count.
     
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    indeed.. the one thing that comes to mind about Cast Lead was how badly israel was outnumbered by rock throwing refugees.

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