Israeli joke of the day

[Kalam]

The Russians had the Protocols and the Jews have From Time Immemorial.

 

[Charles Stucker]

Except that TooMuchTime got it right you ignoramus.

Anybody who sincerely believes that Arabs migrated hundreds of miles just to out-populate Jews is a complete and utter moron. It comes as no surprise that you fall into that category.

Anyone who sincerely believes that Arabs tell the truth is a complete and utter moron. the number of Arabs, according to British records, rose faster than could possibly be explained by high birth rates alone. Unless you believe that every fertile Arab woman was continually pregnant with twins during that time, which would put you in the same class as the one who believes what Arabs say.

 

[The Rabbi]

Israel is the joke of the day. If you've missed anything, don't worry; they're in town all week and have been for the past 60 years.

They've been in town for the last 4,000 years, but they only managed to liberate their land from the British occupiers about 60 years ago.

The occupiers are still there. Sorry, but the fact that handful of Jews have maintained a presence in the Levant does not give all Jews the freedom to flock to Palestine in droves and rule over Muslims and Christians.

You're right.
It's the fact that they've kicked Arab butt in every war they've fought that does that.
Maybe we need a special tax on Muslims for the privilege of living in the Holy Land.

 

[Kalam]

You're right.
It's the fact that they've kicked Arab butt in every war they've fought that does that.

Yeah, who would have expected the side backed by the United States to be more successful militarily?

Maybe we need a special tax on Muslims for the privilege of living in the Holy Land.

No problem. Do you guys take Qassam rockets?

 

[GHook93]

Israel is the joke of the day. If you've missed anything, don't worry; they're in town all week and have been for the past 60 years.

Be jealous all you want little man. While all your Arab brothers have vast countries flooded with oil, they are still nothing less than 3rd world dictatorships. When there power over the West goes away (black crack) over the next decade. Watch out, even the liberals will not give a shit about your Islamic grievances.

Israel has gone from rebirth to democracy rich 1st world STABLE industrialized country quicker than any other country. Actual its truly amazing when you think of the fact that they have had many genocidal invades challenge them and a racist boycott!

 

[jillian]

Yeah, who would have expected the side backed by the United States to be more successful militarily?

you mean as opposed to being backed by every arab country and the former soviet union?

and that got how many billions of U.S. money?

 

[GHook93]

You're right.
It's the fact that they've kicked Arab butt in every war they've fought that does that.

Yeah, who would have expected the side backed by the United States to be more successful militarily?

Maybe we need a special tax on Muslims for the privilege of living in the Holy Land.

No problem. Do you guys take Qassam rockets?

Douche bag, they won in '48 against overwhelming odds, when the Soviets were arming to the teeth the Arabs and the America put an embargo on the area.

Funny you would make that comment that the US backing is all it takes. I bet the South Vietnamese would beg to differ!

Of course your antisemitic ass will neglect to recognize Soviets were arming the Arabs to the teeth! Also you will ignore the fact that NOT ONE foreign soldier regardless of what your new butt brother claims (or your propaganda websites claim) has ever fought in any of Israel's wars except '52

 

[Kalam]

Be jealous all you want little man.

6'3, 200.

While all your Arab brothers have vast countries flooded with oil, they are still nothing less than 3rd world dictatorships.

Who gives a shit? How is this relevant to Israel?

When there power over the West goes away (black crack) over the next decade. Watch out, even the liberals will not give a shit about your Islamic grievances.

Rest assured, we can take care of our own problems.

Israel has gone from rebirth to democracy rich 1st world STABLE industrialized country quicker than any other country. Actual its truly amazing when you think of the fact that they have had many genocidal invades challenge them and a racist boycott!

Yeah, it's really fucking amazing that the second largest recipient of US economic aid up through 2005 has enjoyed a measure of financial success.

 

[Kalam]

you mean as opposed to being backed by every arab country

Yeah, real military powerhouse there.

and the former soviet union?

Would you mind providing information on the amount of aid given by the USSR to Palestine compared to that given by the US to Israel?

and that got how many billions of U.S. money?

About one billion per year... a fraction of what "first world" Israel receives in its annual welfare check.

 

[Kalam]

Douche bag, they won in '48 against overwhelming odds, when the Soviets were arming to the teeth the Arabs and the America put an embargo on the area.

Please get back to me on who the Soviets supported in 1948.

 

[The Rabbi]

You're right.
It's the fact that they've kicked Arab butt in every war they've fought that does that.

Yeah, who would have expected the side backed by the United States to be more successful militarily?

Maybe we need a special tax on Muslims for the privilege of living in the Holy Land.

No problem. Do you guys take Qassam rockets?

Who would have? Maybe the South Vietnamese. Or the South Koreans.

Israel has already taken enough explosives from Arab terrorists. We're just trying to return a few tons.

 

[P F Tinmore]

Yeah, who would have expected the side backed by the United States to be more successful militarily?

you mean as opposed to being backed by every arab country and the former soviet union?

and that got how many billions of U.S. money?

The Palestinians receive no US money.

 

[jillian]

Yeah, who would have expected the side backed by the United States to be more successful militarily?

you mean as opposed to being backed by every arab country and the former soviet union?

and that got how many billions of U.S. money?

The Palestinians receive no US money.

And you wonder why I think you're posts are a joke? From 2007

WASHINGTON, May 14 (Reuters) - The United States has offered new assurances that providing money to the Palestinian Liberation Organization will not violate U.S. financial sanctions, a senior U.S. official said on Monday.

U.S. gives assurances on funds for Palestinians | Reuters

Do you have any idea how much money we gave the pals to sit at the bargaining table?

You've been corrected on this point before.

But please, feel free to tell us again how you want to be 'fair'.

 

[P F Tinmore]

you mean as opposed to being backed by every arab country and the former soviet union?

and that got how many billions of U.S. money?

The Palestinians receive no US money.

And you wonder why I think you're posts are a joke? From 2007

WASHINGTON, May 14 (Reuters) - The United States has offered new assurances that providing money to the Palestinian Liberation Organization will not violate U.S. financial sanctions, a senior U.S. official said on Monday.

U.S. gives assurances on funds for Palestinians | Reuters

Do you have any idea how much money we gave the pals to sit at the bargaining table?

You've been corrected on this point before.

But please, feel free to tell us again how you want to be 'fair'.

Yes, the US gives money to Abbas but Abbas left the government in 2007. All that money is to protect Israel.

Abbas stays in power by surrounding himself with US armed, paid, and trained “security” forces. These forces surveil Palestinians without court issued warrants. They arrest Palestinians who have broken no law and without court issued warrants. They hold Palestinians indefinitely without charge and without legal counsel. All of this is in violation of Palestine’s constitution. Abbas ignores his legally appointed PM and cabinet. He ignores the constitution. He ignores the judiciary. He ignores the legislature.

 

[CMike]

The Palestinians receive no US money.

And you wonder why I think you're posts are a joke? From 2007

WASHINGTON, May 14 (Reuters) - The United States has offered new assurances that providing money to the Palestinian Liberation Organization will not violate U.S. financial sanctions, a senior U.S. official said on Monday.

U.S. gives assurances on funds for Palestinians | Reuters

Do you have any idea how much money we gave the pals to sit at the bargaining table?

You've been corrected on this point before.

But please, feel free to tell us again how you want to be 'fair'.

Yes, the US gives money to Abbas but Abbas left the government in 2007. All that money is to protect Israel.

Abbas stays in power by surrounding himself with US armed, paid, and trained “security” forces. These forces surveil Palestinians without court issued warrants. They arrest Palestinians who have broken no law and without court issued warrants. They hold Palestinians indefinitely without charge and without legal counsel. All of this is in violation of Palestine’s constitution. Abbas ignores his legally appointed PM and cabinet. He ignores the constitution. He ignores the judiciary. He ignores the legislature.

 

[P F Tinmore]

And you wonder why I think you're posts are a joke? From 2007



U.S. gives assurances on funds for Palestinians | Reuters

Do you have any idea how much money we gave the pals to sit at the bargaining table?

You've been corrected on this point before.

But please, feel free to tell us again how you want to be 'fair'.

Yes, the US gives money to Abbas but Abbas left the government in 2007. All that money is to protect Israel.

Abbas stays in power by surrounding himself with US armed, paid, and trained “security” forces. These forces surveil Palestinians without court issued warrants. They arrest Palestinians who have broken no law and without court issued warrants. They hold Palestinians indefinitely without charge and without legal counsel. All of this is in violation of Palestine’s constitution. Abbas ignores his legally appointed PM and cabinet. He ignores the constitution. He ignores the judiciary. He ignores the legislature.

Read up, dude. You need to catch up.

 

[jillian]

Yes, the US gives money to Abbas but Abbas left the government in 2007. All that money is to protect Israel.

Abbas stays in power by surrounding himself with US armed, paid, and trained “security” forces. These forces surveil Palestinians without court issued warrants. They arrest Palestinians who have broken no law and without court issued warrants. They hold Palestinians indefinitely without charge and without legal counsel. All of this is in violation of Palestine’s constitution. Abbas ignores his legally appointed PM and cabinet. He ignores the constitution. He ignores the judiciary. He ignores the legislature.

Read up, dude. You need to catch up.

no...you need to get your propaganda straight.

you say the pals don't get aid.

it's proven you're a liar.

so then it's...

well, they don't get aid anymore...

check this... we aren't going to give money to a terrorist organization so they can blow up Israel...

sorry if that offends you.

but really? too bad.

 

[P F Tinmore]

Read up, dude. You need to catch up.

no...you need to get your propaganda straight.

you say the pals don't get aid.

it's proven you're a liar.

so then it's...

well, they don't get aid anymore...

check this... we aren't going to give money to a terrorist organization so they can blow up Israel...

sorry if that offends you.

but really? too bad.

No aid goes to benefit the Palestinians. From your link:

"The United States has also been trying to boost Abbas militarily and last month the Bush administration got the green light from Congress to spend about $60 million to strengthen his presidential guard and for other security expenses."

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72ai-Udti1M]YouTube - On The Map with Avi Lewis: Gaza Coup d'Etat?[/ame]

 

[P F Tinmore]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHIOOHfdKuA&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - U.S. Funding Fatah in Gaza Hard Coup[/ame]

 

[P F Tinmore]

NAZARETH, (PIC)-- Militias loyal to former PA chief Mahmoud Abbas have foiled an attempt to fire a locally made rocket from the West Bank at Israeli targets, Hebrew press sources revealed.

The Israeli army radio noted that cooperation between the Fatah-controlled militias and the Israeli army was escalating under the supervision of the American Gen. Keith Dayton.

Abbas militias prevented the firing of a rocket from the West Bank