Is USMB being DDOSED?

[The2ndAmendment]

I cannot access the site without very long queues for every thread/link/click.

I couldn't' do anything here for the last ten days or so.

 

[Mr. H.]

We got your number, brotch.

 

[Statistikhengst]

I cannot access the site without very long queues for every thread/link/click.

I couldn't' do anything here for the last ten days or so.

Is your Obamacare application correctly filled out? Did you make your donation to Rand Paul and the Flouride watchers association?

If not, this could explain your delay.

Oh, and sticking your gun up your ass does NOT count as cleaning and polishing a weapon!!




Just joshin' you.

It's actually the Argosians. They are jamming our frequencies before they land and start feasting on billions of homo sapiens. Hope you live in a very unpopulated area.

 

[aaronleland]

It was North Korea. USMB has too many "The Interview" threads.

 

[Geaux4it]

I personally keep an eye out for Hillary's black helicopters. Don't want to get 'Fostered'

-Geaux

 

[Old Rocks]

Actually, it is not your computer. It is working fine. It is simply that we Libs have selected you to have your brain waves intefered with so that your perceptions of what is real has been changed. Now do you understand the reason for the tinfoil hats? Better get yours on pronto!

 

[aaronleland]

Actually, it is not your computer. It is working fine. It is simply that we Libs have selected you to have your brain waves intefered with so that your perceptions of what is real has been changed. Now do you understand the reason for the tinfoil hats? Better get yours on pronto!

That would explain why I've had a thing for porn with black chicks recently.

 

[Geaux4it]

Actually, it is not your computer. It is working fine. It is simply that we Libs have selected you to have your brain waves intefered with so that your perceptions of what is real has been changed. Now do you understand the reason for the tinfoil hats? Better get yours on pronto!

That would explain why I've had a thing for porn with black chicks recently.

 

[theDoctorisIn]

No.