Oh, did the person he killed have a name? A date of birth?
Those are the two things I usually look for when you claim to have "murdered" someone.
Didn't have those, must not be a murder.
I guess it's there with those 1000 years he'll spend in jail after he dies.... I mean, I hope they don't leave the corpse out, the other prisoners might complain about the smell.
Nameless people are killed and their killers punished.
Ariel Castro pleaded guilty to murder. Whom did he murder?
People were tortured into confessing to witchcraft and being in league with the devil.
I'm reasonalby sure they really weren't witches.
People confess to things they didnt' do all the time.