Irrepressible Martha

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    Martha Stewart is determined not to allow her time in the pen to slow her down. Here's her latest effort:

    Dear Friends,

    Let me know your sizes. Christmas is tight this year. I've learned to
    make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxis to make a pair.
    Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around
    the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to
    the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with
    whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc.

    These slippers are soft and Hygienic; Non-slip grip strips on the soles;
    Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh; No more bending over
    to mop up spills; Disposable and biodegradable; Environmentally safe; Three
    convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags.

    Happiest of holidays........ Martha Stewart Inmate 55170-054
     

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