Investing For Your Retirement:

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    INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:


    INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:

    If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth

    $49.00.

    -O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O

    With Enron,

    you would have had

    $16.50

    left of the original $1,000.00.

    -O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O

    With WorldCom,

    you would have had less than

    $5.00 left.

    -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-

    But, if you had purchased $1,000.00

    worth of Beer one year ago,

    drank all the beer,

    then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,

    you would have had

    $214.00.

    -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0

    Based on the above,

    current investment advice is to

    drink heavily and

    recycle.

    It's called the 401-Keg Plan
     

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