...and sense of humor career criminal shoots and kills at least two generations of drug dealers, tries to kill the rest of the family, but trips over his pants, allowing them to escape. when he tried to make his own escape, his pants fell down again, causing him to fall three storeys to his death. i'm not sure it gets any better than this. Upper West Side bloodbath: Hector Quinones executes 3 before falling to his death fleeing cops Four dead in Upper West Side shooting - NYPOST.com "But again, his low-slung pants fell to his ankles, tripping him and sending him falling three stories to his death, authorities said. Investigators found a "significant amount" of heroin and a smaller amount of cocaine inside the apartment, as well as a cash-stuffed lockbox that cops confiscated, Commissioner Ray Kelly said. The suspect, who has 14 prior arrests for offenses that include manslaughter, assault, drugs and robbery, knew Rodriguez Sr. from when they were in prison together, sources said."