- Nov 26, 2011
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I don't use an umbrella, lady.Tell you what. Next thunderstorm you go outside with your umbrella and stand there until it passes.So far this year, 3,833 Americans have been murdered by their fellow Americans, many of whom were friends or relatives of the victim.
You have more to fear from your crazy uncle than you do ISIS, pants shitters.
Hell, 19 people have been killed by lightning so far this year. You better avoid going outside.
You cowards down on the floor in the fetal position sucking your thumbs are right where ISIS wants you.
Man up.