I'm a big fat liar...

[LoneLaugher]

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All you're posts seem to be "pron".

Nice use of that contraction. I'm learning so much.

 

[LoneLaugher]

Don't worry about it. We can tell you are a nice guy.

We can?

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

Don't worry about it. We can tell you are a nice guy.

We can?

Can't we?

 

[Hossfly]

I can't imagine being so desperate. I just can't.

I'm not. I think ho's make good jokes. I've actually said no to about 50 women over the last 10 years to date. You will say I'm nuts for that, but I didn't want to date when I can't give her my time when I have none, because it's not fair to her. Also, the woman my age around that time were very immauture and not serious. I don't have time for that either.

Yeah....it's got to be tough to find ladies in their late 20's who are on your maturity level. I wonder where I should advise you to look? Anyone?

Roller derby?

 

[LoneLaugher]

I can't imagine being so desperate. I just can't.

I'm not. I think ho's make good jokes. I've actually said no to about 50 women over the last 10 years to date. You will say I'm nuts for that, but I didn't want to date when I can't give her my time when I have none, because it's not fair to her. Also, the woman my age around that time were very immauture and not serious. I don't have time for that either.

Yeah....it's got to be tough to find ladies in their late 20's who are on your maturity level. I wonder where I should advise you to look? Anyone?

Roller derby?

Hmm......I dunno.

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

Buy USMB from CK and let us post some pr0n!!!

All you're posts seem to be "pron".

I used to be a very porn addicted man. In my early 20's. God helped me out of that.

Praise God! I admire your honesty, JR!

 

[JakeStarkey]

Hossfly, did you have any ketchup or something?

We did not.

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

I can't imagine being so desperate. I just can't.

I'm not. I think ho's make good jokes. I've actually said no to about 50 women over the last 10 years to date. You will say I'm nuts for that, but I didn't want to date when I can't give her my time when I have none, because it's not fair to her. Also, the woman my age around that time were very immauture and not serious. I don't have time for that either.

Yeah....it's got to be tough to find ladies in their late 20's who are on your maturity level. I wonder where I should advise you to look? Anyone?

Roller derby?

oh my gosh.

 

[LoneLaugher]

Buy USMB from CK and let us post some pr0n!!!

All you're posts seem to be "pron".

I used to be a very porn addicted man. In my early 20's. God helped me out of that.

Praise God! I admire your honesty, JR!

How'd he help him? Did he stand in front of the monitor?

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

I can't imagine being so desperate. I just can't.

I'm not. I think ho's make good jokes. I've actually said no to about 50 women over the last 10 years to date. You will say I'm nuts for that, but I didn't want to date when I can't give her my time when I have none, because it's not fair to her. Also, the woman my age around that time were very immauture and not serious. I don't have time for that either.

Yeah....it's got to be tough to find ladies in their late 20's who are on your maturity level. I wonder where I should advise you to look? Anyone?

Roller derby?

Hmm......I dunno.

Now that was sweet.

 

[Judicial review]

I can't imagine being so desperate. I just can't.

I'm not. I think ho's make good jokes. I've actually said no to about 50 women over the last 10 years to date. You will say I'm nuts for that, but I didn't want to date when I can't give her my time when I have none, because it's not fair to her. Also, the woman my age around that time were very immauture and not serious. I don't have time for that either.

Yeah....it's got to be tough to find ladies in their late 20's who are on your maturity level. I wonder where I should advise you to look? Anyone?

It's practically non existent in my generation. They say they are serious, but turn out not to be. If you are serious you'd go on a second date. It's really that simple. Unless the guy is a total frek.

 

[Hossfly]

I can't imagine being so desperate. I just can't.

This would be desperation.

Rye Whiskey by Tex Ritter on 1959 Capitol Records. - YouTube

 

[LoneLaugher]

I can't imagine being so desperate. I just can't.

I'm not. I think ho's make good jokes. I've actually said no to about 50 women over the last 10 years to date. You will say I'm nuts for that, but I didn't want to date when I can't give her my time when I have none, because it's not fair to her. Also, the woman my age around that time were very immauture and not serious. I don't have time for that either.

Yeah....it's got to be tough to find ladies in their late 20's who are on your maturity level. I wonder where I should advise you to look? Anyone?

Roller derby?

Hmm......I dunno.

Now that was sweet.

Not really. I was thinking of something much worse. Wanna hear what it was?

 

[Judicial review]

Buy USMB from CK and let us post some pr0n!!!

All you're posts seem to be "pron".

I used to be a very porn addicted man. In my early 20's. God helped me out of that.

Praise God! I admire your honesty, JR!

Coming clean and being honest is freedom and a load off my shoulders.

 

[LoneLaugher]

I can't imagine being so desperate. I just can't.

I'm not. I think ho's make good jokes. I've actually said no to about 50 women over the last 10 years to date. You will say I'm nuts for that, but I didn't want to date when I can't give her my time when I have none, because it's not fair to her. Also, the woman my age around that time were very immauture and not serious. I don't have time for that either.

Yeah....it's got to be tough to find ladies in their late 20's who are on your maturity level. I wonder where I should advise you to look? Anyone?

It's practically non existent in my generation. They say they are serious, but turn out not to be. If you are serious you'd go on a second date. It's really that simple. Unless the guy is a total frek.

You can't get a second date with anyone your own age? It MUST be their fault.

What's the age of consent where you are? I'm thinking that you might need to explore that a bit.

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

Buy USMB from CK and let us post some pr0n!!!

All you're posts seem to be "pron".

I used to be a very porn addicted man. In my early 20's. God helped me out of that.

Praise God! I admire your honesty, JR!

How'd he help him? Did he stand in front of the monitor?

God delivered him from his addiction. God delivered me from drug addiction. Why can't He deliver this young man from addiction to porn. Is anything to difficult for God? I think not!

 

[ChrisL]

The only thing I've lied about my self is living in the ghetto and having hoes and sex.

My name is Michael. I'm a 28 year old successful millionaire who made a very hard living selling for the Kirby company like my father and his father before him. I'm famous just like my father and Grandpa. My name is known worldwide. I live in a 1500 apartment, because I have no wife and children, and don't want to clean a big place or buy a home that I will just sell once I meet a woman and buy a much bigger home for a family.

I have been a Christian for 19 years of my 28 year life. My IQ was tested to be at 140. My parents were freaks and so were my teachers. They freaken tested me. However, I never contemplated college, because I had my fathers business. My brain was tired.

The date that I went on last night I described never happened. Or half is true. She never said it was over. She has been sick with influenza and did look sick and afterwords I asked her if she was ok and she said she got very dizzy when she got up from the movie. She asked to postpone the dinner. She said, "I promise we will go to dinner." I said ok, and she said she'd text me when she got home. She did to apologize again and say it wasn't safe for her to drive. That's why she had to cancel. Made sense. She thanked me for complimenting her by saying she was beauftiful. I said we'll go out, and to just let me know when you feel better. We agreed to keep talking till then. We've been talking for a month anyways.

I'm actually a super nice guy and am only weird when i want to be and I'm very good at it. I haven't touched achohol since i was 21 in vegas. I don't remember the night to I vowed to never drink again. That was the first time I drank. No drugs either unless i have surgery and I'll take vikoden.

Now you know the real judicial review. I had to come clean. I didn't have a choice. A&D broke into my home and put a gun to my head.

You just need to eat something ...

The best cereal in the WORLD!

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

Buy USMB from CK and let us post some pr0n!!!

All you're posts seem to be "pron".

I used to be a very porn addicted man. In my early 20's. God helped me out of that.

Praise God! I admire your honesty, JR!

Coming clean and being honest is freedom and a load off my shoulders.

I agree and you are my favorite new poster for USMB this year, Judicial Review. I find your honesty refreshing!

 

[LoneLaugher]

I can't imagine being so desperate. I just can't.

This would be desperation.

Rye Whiskey by Tex Ritter on 1959 Capitol Records. - YouTube

My father used to sing that song EVERY TIME HE WAS HAPPY! He had a booming voice. It is one of my favorite childhood memories.

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

The only thing I've lied about my self is living in the ghetto and having hoes and sex.

My name is Michael. I'm a 28 year old successful millionaire who made a very hard living selling for the Kirby company like my father and his father before him. I'm famous just like my father and Grandpa. My name is known worldwide. I live in a 1500 apartment, because I have no wife and children, and don't want to clean a big place or buy a home that I will just sell once I meet a woman and buy a much bigger home for a family.

I have been a Christian for 19 years of my 28 year life. My IQ was tested to be at 140. My parents were freaks and so were my teachers. They freaken tested me. However, I never contemplated college, because I had my fathers business. My brain was tired.

The date that I went on last night I described never happened. Or half is true. She never said it was over. She has been sick with influenza and did look sick and afterwords I asked her if she was ok and she said she got very dizzy when she got up from the movie. She asked to postpone the dinner. She said, "I promise we will go to dinner." I said ok, and she said she'd text me when she got home. She did to apologize again and say it wasn't safe for her to drive. That's why she had to cancel. Made sense. She thanked me for complimenting her by saying she was beauftiful. I said we'll go out, and to just let me know when you feel better. We agreed to keep talking till then. We've been talking for a month anyways.

I'm actually a super nice guy and am only weird when i want to be and I'm very good at it. I haven't touched achohol since i was 21 in vegas. I don't remember the night to I vowed to never drink again. That was the first time I drank. No drugs either unless i have surgery and I'll take vikoden.

Now you know the real judicial review. I had to come clean. I didn't have a choice. A&D broke into my home and put a gun to my head.

You just need to eat something ...

The best cereal in the WORLD!

excuse me? What are you on about here, Chris? This is serious!