If the GOP Establishment Ran a Resturant...

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    A patron goes into a resturant and picks up his menu.

    Waiter - "Hi, I'm Karl, and I'll be your waiter tonight. We have some Lovely Romney Tofu on special."

    Conservative - "Ugh- Tofu? I'm a red meat conservative. Give me the Bachmann Beef."

    Waiter - "You don't want that. Mad Cow Disease! You really should try the Tofu."

    Con - "Ummmm. OKay. I'll have the Perry Chicken."

    Waiter- "OOOH, you don't want that. Bird Flu. The Tofu really is nice."

    Con- "Errr, how about the Cain Turkey?"

    Waiter- "Oh, no, that's 99.9% toxic. But Tofu is awesome!"

    Con- "How about the Gingrich Pork Chop. That sounds good."

    Waiter- "Oh, no, that's too fatty. And adulterous. You really, really want the Tofu!"

    Con- "What about the Paul Fish?"

    Waiter - "Ahhhhhh- Mercury Poisoning!!!!!! Dammit, just take the fucking Tofu and like it!"

    Con- "You aren't the boss of me. I want the Santorum Philly Sandwich."

    Waiter- "Right. That's one Tofu, coming up."

    Well, he ain't getting a tip!
     
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    That's exactly how it feels.
     
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    If the dimwits ran a restaurant we would be told by the gov't. what to order and then be taxed out the arse for it.
     

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