If Jesus was alive today, he would not be permitted to speak at a modern American college campus

The radical leftists at America's modern college campuses would not allow Jesus to give a speech there.

Sure he would.

Jesus was a socialist. Colleges love socialists.

But He'd probably have to forgo the whole God part and all that.
Jesus was not a socialist.

Some of his followers set up a socialist community after he died, but it didn't work out very well. Two people were struck down with lightning when they held back some of their money from the community, and lied about it.

"Share what you have, rich guys can't get into heaven, bankers are bad, renounce material things."

Sounds like Jesus would be front and center at an Occupy Wall Street demonstration.
He also said divorce was wrong, and allowed only under very limited circumstances.

So did the socialist clergy of 100 years ago.
 
Nothing ever attributed to Jesus would lead you to believe he was an altRight misogynistic racist bigot. Why do you think he would have a problem? What do you think he might say to upset the colleges?
Well, things like:

“You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, ‘You shall not murder, and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.’ 22 But I tell you that anyone who is angry with a brother or sister will be subject to judgment.

You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery'. 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.

It has been said, ‘Anyone who divorces his wife must give her a certificate of divorce'. 32 But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth'. 39 But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also.

You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy. 44 But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you

The poor little snowflakes would be outraged to hear things such as these that they don't like.
 
If Jesus came back and saw what's being done in his name, he'd never stop screaming.
That is true, no doubt. His judgement will come first to His Church.


A few questions.

If Jesus came down from the sky and stood before you right now, what would you do?

Would you get down on your blubbering knees and worship him or would you stand up like a man, grow a set of balls, admit your confusion, and ask him where you went wrong?


If you wouldn't worship him on your knees if he was standing right in front of you, why do you do that at all?


If he told you it was idolatry to worship any human being as if he was a god would you tell him thats just an opinion?


If he told you to sell off all of the bullshit that you have invested in and follow some new teaching never seen or heard before in human history would you have the faith to do it?
 
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If Jesus came back and saw what's being done in his name, he'd never stop screaming.
That is true, no doubt. His judgement will come first to His Church.


A few questions.

If Jesus came down from the sky and stood before you right now, what would you do?

Would you get down on your blubbering knees and worship him or would you stand up like a man admit your confusion and ask him where you went wrong?


If you wouldn't worship him on your knees if he was standing right in front of you, why do you do that at all?


If he told you it was idolatry to worship any human being as if he was a god would you tell him thats just an opinion?


If he told you to sell off all of the bullshit that you have invested in and follow some new teaching never seen or heard before in human history would you have the faith to do it?
If He told you that you were full of shit, would you believe Him?
 
If Jesus came back and saw what's being done in his name, he'd never stop screaming.
That is true, no doubt. His judgement will come first to His Church.


A few questions.

If Jesus came down from the sky and stood before you right now, what would you do?

Would you get down on your blubbering knees and worship him or would you stand up like a man admit your confusion and ask him where you went wrong?


If you wouldn't worship him on your knees if he was standing right in front of you, why do you do that at all?


If he told you it was idolatry to worship any human being as if he was a god would you tell him thats just an opinion?


If he told you to sell off all of the bullshit that you have invested in and follow some new teaching never seen or heard before in human history would you have the faith to do it?
If He told you that you were full of shit, would you believe Him?



Exactly.
 
If Jesus came back and saw what's being done in his name, he'd never stop screaming.
That is true, no doubt. His judgement will come first to His Church.


A few questions.

If Jesus came down from the sky and stood before you right now, what would you do?

Would you get down on your blubbering knees and worship him or would you stand up like a man admit your confusion and ask him where you went wrong?


If you wouldn't worship him on your knees if he was standing right in front of you, why do you do that at all?


If he told you it was idolatry to worship any human being as if he was a god would you tell him thats just an opinion?


If he told you to sell off all of the bullshit that you have invested in and follow some new teaching never seen or heard before in human history would you have the faith to do it?
If He told you that you were full of shit, would you believe Him?



Exactly.
Goes both ways, dumbass.
 
If Jesus came back and saw what's being done in his name, he'd never stop screaming.
That is true, no doubt. His judgement will come first to His Church.


A few questions.

If Jesus came down from the sky and stood before you right now, what would you do?

Would you get down on your blubbering knees and worship him or would you stand up like a man admit your confusion and ask him where you went wrong?


If you wouldn't worship him on your knees if he was standing right in front of you, why do you do that at all?


If he told you it was idolatry to worship any human being as if he was a god would you tell him thats just an opinion?


If he told you to sell off all of the bullshit that you have invested in and follow some new teaching never seen or heard before in human history would you have the faith to do it?
If He told you that you were full of shit, would you believe Him?



Exactly.
Goes both ways, dumbass.
Ahem ,no.

Jesus wouldn't be the one on his knees, dumbass.
 
If Jesus came back and saw what's being done in his name, he'd never stop screaming.
That is true, no doubt. His judgement will come first to His Church.


A few questions.

If Jesus came down from the sky and stood before you right now, what would you do?

Would you get down on your blubbering knees and worship him or would you stand up like a man admit your confusion and ask him where you went wrong?

First, I would have to know it was Him. If it really was, of course I would worship Him. I know He would let me know if I had gone wrong on anything, I would not have to ask.

If you wouldn't worship him on your knees if he was standing right in front of you, why do you do that at all?


If he told you it was idolatry to worship any human being as if he was a god would you tell him thats just an opinion?

That's one of the commandments He rigorously obeyed, and I don't worship mere human beings, so why would it even come up? I know where you're trying to go with this, so don't bother. Jesus is God in the flesh, not just human.

If he told you to sell off all of the bullshit that you have invested in and follow some new teaching never seen or heard before in human history would you have the faith to do it?
If it was HIm, it would not conflict with the Word of God, so why would I not follow it? If, however, it did, I would not follow it or Him. See, this is where most non-Christians fail. They simply don't understand the nature of the relationship between the believer and God, and try to turn everything into legalism, which inevitably fails.
 
First, I would have to know it was Him. If it really was, of course I would worship Him. I know He would let me know if I had gone wrong on anything, I would not have to ask.

So, if you saw Jesus walking down the street in peasant clothing with long hair and a beard and you knew it was Jesus because of the light in his eyes, the halo around his head, the mark of the living God on his forehead, the host of heavenly creatures flying all around, and everyone else complaining, you would get down on your knees and do exactly what?

That's one of the commandments He rigorously obeyed, and I don't worship mere human beings, so why would it even come up? I know where you're trying to go with this, so don't bother. Jesus is God in the flesh, not just human.

Why do you think that Jesus obeyed this command? If Jesus was fully human as you profess to believe, then you are an idolator.

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

The only thing of a divine nature that was from God and reflective of God were the words that Jesus received from God like manna from heaven, and became the flesh of Jesus, food for the soul, a new teaching given for the life of the world.

How can anyone worship God or show their love for and dedication to God if not by accepting his words that came into the world through Jesus and conforming their will to the expressed will of God?

How can anyone be one with Jesus and one with God if they are not of one accord and of one mind united by one teaching? How can Jesus or God be in them and with them in any other way?


If it was HIm, it would not conflict with the Word of God, so why would I not follow it? If, however, it did, I would not follow it or Him. See, this is where most non-Christians fail. They simply don't understand the nature of the relationship between the believer and God, and try to turn everything into legalism, which inevitably fails.


You profess to believe the exact opposite of what Jesus taught.


"For I tell you truly, until heaven and earth pass away, not a single jot, not a stroke of a pen, will disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. So then, anyone who sets aside even the least of the laws demands and teaches others to do the same will be called the least in the kingdom of heaven."


To understand what Jesus meant by saying, "the least" in the kingdom of heaven, see genesis 3:14



"Until heaven and earth pass way", means that until the new heaven and a new earth are created the law will remain in effect and continues in full force.
 
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That is true, no doubt. His judgement will come first to His Church.


A few questions.

If Jesus came down from the sky and stood before you right now, what would you do?

Would you get down on your blubbering knees and worship him or would you stand up like a man admit your confusion and ask him where you went wrong?


If you wouldn't worship him on your knees if he was standing right in front of you, why do you do that at all?


If he told you it was idolatry to worship any human being as if he was a god would you tell him thats just an opinion?


If he told you to sell off all of the bullshit that you have invested in and follow some new teaching never seen or heard before in human history would you have the faith to do it?
If He told you that you were full of shit, would you believe Him?



Exactly.
Goes both ways, dumbass.
Ahem ,no.

Jesus wouldn't be the one on his knees, dumbass.
I am glad to see that you are consistent in your approach. Your knee will bend, one way or another, dumbass.
 
A few questions.

If Jesus came down from the sky and stood before you right now, what would you do?

Would you get down on your blubbering knees and worship him or would you stand up like a man admit your confusion and ask him where you went wrong?


If you wouldn't worship him on your knees if he was standing right in front of you, why do you do that at all?


If he told you it was idolatry to worship any human being as if he was a god would you tell him thats just an opinion?


If he told you to sell off all of the bullshit that you have invested in and follow some new teaching never seen or heard before in human history would you have the faith to do it?
If He told you that you were full of shit, would you believe Him?



Exactly.
Goes both ways, dumbass.
Ahem ,no.

Jesus wouldn't be the one on his knees, dumbass.
I am glad to see that you are consistent in your approach. Your knee will bend, one way or another, dumbass.


lol, I don't think so sweetheart. If no one could get me on my knees before your false triune mangod in the second grade what hope is there now?

Anyway, if things ever get really tough laughing at the stupid things that you say and do, refusing to pervert my mind, I can always ask myself what would Jesus do, and then I would eat and drink and party with sinners and prostitutes and all sorts of bad characters.

See?

No worries.
 
If He told you that you were full of shit, would you believe Him?



Exactly.
Goes both ways, dumbass.
Ahem ,no.

Jesus wouldn't be the one on his knees, dumbass.
I am glad to see that you are consistent in your approach. Your knee will bend, one way or another, dumbass.


lol, I don't think so sweetheart. If no one could get me on my knees before your false triune mangod in the second grade what hope is there now?

Anyway, if things ever get really tough laughing at the stupid things that you say and do, refusing to pervert my mind, I can always ask myself what would Jesus do, and then I would eat and drink and party with sinners and prostitutes and all sorts of bad characters.

See?

No worries.
Laughing leads to crying. Wouldn't it be hilarious if I get to be the one to put that bend in the knee? You are going to bend your knee one way or another.
 
Goes both ways, dumbass.
Ahem ,no.

Jesus wouldn't be the one on his knees, dumbass.
I am glad to see that you are consistent in your approach. Your knee will bend, one way or another, dumbass.


lol, I don't think so sweetheart. If no one could get me on my knees before your false triune mangod in the second grade what hope is there now?

Anyway, if things ever get really tough laughing at the stupid things that you say and do, refusing to pervert my mind, I can always ask myself what would Jesus do, and then I would eat and drink and party with sinners and prostitutes and all sorts of bad characters.

See?

No worries.
Laughing leads to crying. Wouldn't it be hilarious if I get to be the one to put that bend in the knee? You are going to bend your knee one way or another.


Laughing leads to crying? Why do you always post that inane crap when you have nothing else to say? Do you cry after you laugh?

And, wtf? So you are trying to convert me? Get me on my knees before your false god?

lol..Yeah, hilarious.

Go for it dimwit.
 
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Goes both ways, dumbass.
Ahem ,no.

Jesus wouldn't be the one on his knees, dumbass.
I am glad to see that you are consistent in your approach. Your knee will bend, one way or another, dumbass.


lol, I don't think so sweetheart. If no one could get me on my knees before your false triune mangod in the second grade what hope is there now?

Anyway, if things ever get really tough laughing at the stupid things that you say and do, refusing to pervert my mind, I can always ask myself what would Jesus do, and then I would eat and drink and party with sinners and prostitutes and all sorts of bad characters.

See?

No worries.
Laughing leads to crying. Wouldn't it be hilarious if I get to be the one to put that bend in the knee? You are going to bend your knee one way or another.


Laughing leads to crying? Why do you always post that inane crap when you have nothing else to say? Do you cry after you laugh?

And, wtf? So you are trying to convert me? Get me on my knees before your false god?

lol..Yeah, hilarious.

Go for it dimwit.
I post it because it is true. You'll find out soon enough. Failed behaviors lead to failure.
 
Ahem ,no.

Jesus wouldn't be the one on his knees, dumbass.
I am glad to see that you are consistent in your approach. Your knee will bend, one way or another, dumbass.


lol, I don't think so sweetheart. If no one could get me on my knees before your false triune mangod in the second grade what hope is there now?

Anyway, if things ever get really tough laughing at the stupid things that you say and do, refusing to pervert my mind, I can always ask myself what would Jesus do, and then I would eat and drink and party with sinners and prostitutes and all sorts of bad characters.

See?

No worries.
Laughing leads to crying. Wouldn't it be hilarious if I get to be the one to put that bend in the knee? You are going to bend your knee one way or another.


Laughing leads to crying? Why do you always post that inane crap when you have nothing else to say? Do you cry after you laugh?

And, wtf? So you are trying to convert me? Get me on my knees before your false god?

lol..Yeah, hilarious.

Go for it dimwit.
I post it because it is true. You'll find out soon enough. Failed behaviors lead to failure.



Is that what happened to you? Thats a shame.


Isn't God supposed to wipe away every tear, and turn your sorrow into joy?


Damn.


Is there anything good left inside of you?
 

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