CDZ If conservatives could leave the planet and colonize another world, would the left let us go?

[2aguy]

Let's say we conservatives get tired of having to fight the left...that we just want to go somewhere else, and let the left progress themselves back to Venezuelan levels of civilization......

Let's say we all get together in the future, get colony ships and find a new world to call home...

Would the left let us go in peace?

No. First, they would want to keep the kids....second, the leadership knows that we would be more successful, and eventually the earth would be nothing more than a huge Venezuela.....

Also...it isn't in the nature of a left winger to let anyone escape their control.....

They wouldn't let us go....

 

[Hossfly]

Let's say we conservatives get tired of having to fight the left...that we just want to go somewhere else, and let the left progress themselves back to Venezuelan levels of civilization......

Let's say we all get together in the future, get colony ships and find a new world to call home...

Would the left let us go in peace?

No. First, they would want to keep the kids....second, the leadership knows that we would be more successful, and eventually the earth would be nothing more than a huge Venezuela.....

Also...it isn't in the nature of a left winger to let anyone escape their control.....

They wouldn't let us go....

The left would let us go if we left all our money. After all, it's their money. They wouldn't bother to think about what would happen after all the money was spent. They live for the moment.

 

[Defiant1]

Let's say we conservatives get tired of having to fight the left...that we just want to go somewhere else, and let the left progress themselves back to Venezuelan levels of civilization......

Let's say we all get together in the future, get colony ships and find a new world to call home...

Would the left let us go in peace?

No. First, they would want to keep the kids....second, the leadership knows that we would be more successful, and eventually the earth would be nothing more than a huge Venezuela.....

Also...it isn't in the nature of a left winger to let anyone escape their control.....

They wouldn't let us go....

You see that all the time.
Conservatives get sick of shit hole cities and move.
Live a few years of bliss without liberals around, then before you know it here they come messing up your new community.

I've moved a few times, maybe looking to move again.
Where I live now there isn't a single elected Democrat, but what happens is the dems moving in register as Republican so they can be involved.

I used to bump into them only when I stopped to shop "across the bridge", but now I notice more and more of them in the stores on my side.

 

[there4eyeM]

At least then it would be clear what the definition of 'conservative' is. Maybe those of us who refuse the idiotic binary classifications into just two camps could live in peace with what the departed 'conservatives' had abandoned.

 

[Votto]

Let's say we conservatives get tired of having to fight the left...that we just want to go somewhere else, and let the left progress themselves back to Venezuelan levels of civilization......

Let's say we all get together in the future, get colony ships and find a new world to call home...

Would the left let us go in peace?

No. First, they would want to keep the kids....second, the leadership knows that we would be more successful, and eventually the earth would be nothing more than a huge Venezuela.....

Also...it isn't in the nature of a left winger to let anyone escape their control.....

They wouldn't let us go....

If you did escape, someone would just get a hold of a Karl Marx book and the infection would spread.

 

[2aguy]

Let's say we conservatives get tired of having to fight the left...that we just want to go somewhere else, and let the left progress themselves back to Venezuelan levels of civilization......

Let's say we all get together in the future, get colony ships and find a new world to call home...

Would the left let us go in peace?

No. First, they would want to keep the kids....second, the leadership knows that we would be more successful, and eventually the earth would be nothing more than a huge Venezuela.....

Also...it isn't in the nature of a left winger to let anyone escape their control.....

They wouldn't let us go....

If you did escape, someone would just get a hold of a Karl Marx book and the infection would spread.

Conservatives understand history.....so that wouldn't be the same problem, hopefully.

 

[2aguy]

At least then it would be clear what the definition of 'conservative' is. Maybe those of us who refuse the idiotic binary classifications into just two camps could live in peace with what the departed 'conservatives' had abandoned.

Yes...as your child gangs fight over the "quality" garbage.........

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Let's say we conservatives get tired of having to fight the left...that we just want to go somewhere else, and let the left progress themselves back to Venezuelan levels of civilization......

Let's say we all get together in the future, get colony ships and find a new world to call home...

Would the left let us go in peace?

No. First, they would want to keep the kids....second, the leadership knows that we would be more successful, and eventually the earth would be nothing more than a huge Venezuela.....

Also...it isn't in the nature of a left winger to let anyone escape their control.....

They wouldn't let us go....

Hell no, they would follow US and try to impose their will once again, because a liberal who can never be happy, must not allow anyone in the universe to be happy. The world has been opened to the liberals, their most Socialist Utopian Paradise they can now cruise to(Cuba) yet they wont leave US alone, because they can't have a safe haven of peace and happiness, knowing full well, people leave poverty and misery of Socialism to come to a much happier and prosperous place.

 

[Crepitus]

Let's say we conservatives get tired of having to fight the left...that we just want to go somewhere else, and let the left progress themselves back to Venezuelan levels of civilization......

Let's say we all get together in the future, get colony ships and find a new world to call home...

Would the left let us go in peace?

No. First, they would want to keep the kids....second, the leadership knows that we would be more successful, and eventually the earth would be nothing more than a huge Venezuela.....

Also...it isn't in the nature of a left winger to let anyone escape their control.....

They wouldn't let us go....

Can I help you pack? Carry your bags? Need a ride to the airport or whatever?

 

[cnm]

I imagine they'd let you go if you took your compulsion to be a victim with you.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Two problems:

1. Liberals will have Conservative kids.

2. Conservatives will have Liberal kids.

Question:

Do we do trade programs when this happens?

 

[Crepitus]

Two problems:

1. Liberals will have Conservative kids.

2. Conservatives will have Liberal kids.

Question:

Do we do trade programs when this happens?

Retroactive abortion?

 

[Votto]

At least then it would be clear what the definition of 'conservative' is. Maybe those of us who refuse the idiotic binary classifications into just two camps could live in peace with what the departed 'conservatives' had abandoned.

Yes...as your child gangs fight over the "quality" garbage.........

Really?

And what then has the GOP learned about governments historically that just start printing money to cover debt?

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Two problems:

1. Liberals will have Conservative kids.

2. Conservatives will have Liberal kids.

Question:

Do we do trade programs when this happens?

Retroactive abortion?

You do realize I support that idea right now!?!

 

[frigidweirdo]

Let's say we conservatives get tired of having to fight the left...that we just want to go somewhere else, and let the left progress themselves back to Venezuelan levels of civilization......

Let's say we all get together in the future, get colony ships and find a new world to call home...

Would the left let us go in peace?

No. First, they would want to keep the kids....second, the leadership knows that we would be more successful, and eventually the earth would be nothing more than a huge Venezuela.....

Also...it isn't in the nature of a left winger to let anyone escape their control.....

They wouldn't let us go....

Probably not, they wouldn't know where to get the laughs from if y'all left.

 

[mdk]

Does this circle jerk thread come with lube?

 

[TheOldSchool]

Let's say we conservatives get tired of having to fight the left...that we just want to go somewhere else, and let the left progress themselves back to Venezuelan levels of civilization......

Let's say we all get together in the future, get colony ships and find a new world to call home...

Would the left let us go in peace?

No. First, they would want to keep the kids....second, the leadership knows that we would be more successful, and eventually the earth would be nothing more than a huge Venezuela.....

Also...it isn't in the nature of a left winger to let anyone escape their control.....

They wouldn't let us go....

They would help you broke ass ***** pay for the trip out of here

 

[BlackSand]

Does this circle jerk thread come with lube?

You're already looking for a hand out ...

.

 

[mdk]

Does this circle jerk thread come with lube?

Already looking for a hand out ...

.

I love a good helping hand.

 

[Votto]

Does this circle jerk thread come with lube?

If I say no will all the perv Progs go away?