I think I am a red neck.

[jillian]

if your working tv is on top of your broken tv


you might be a redneck

 

[jillian]

when you have competed in a peeing for distance contest

you might be a redneck

 

[Ringel05]

when you have competed in a peeing for distance contest

you might be a redneck

Oops......

 

[AVG-JOE]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liq_wYFkMoU]War - Why Can't We Be Friends? - YouTube[/ame]

 

[AVG-JOE]

This thread is worthless without a picture of your pickup.

And it better not be all new and shiny.

There's somethin' women like...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJoE1GNNtM]Pickup Man - YouTube[/ame]

 

[AVG-JOE]

when you have competed in a peeing for distance contest

you might be a redneck

When you can sign your name in the snow, you're a red-neck with style.

 

[Poli_Sigh]

if there are more than two dogs sleeping under your house.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Better retrieve the arrow too, Robin Hood.

Oh I will get the arrow. They are expensive.

If one ricochets off the keg and hits someone in the ass and there's no video.......



Let's just say you'll get more rep with video.

 

[Missourian]

This thread is worthless without a picture of your pickup.

And it better not be all new and shiny.

There's somethin' women like...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJoE1GNNtM"]Pickup Man - YouTube[/ame]

There seemed to be something missing from that video...

[youtube]PxtT6K9Y5t0[/youtube]




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[AVG-JOE]

This thread is worthless without a picture of your pickup.

And it better not be all new and shiny.

There's somethin' women like...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJoE1GNNtM"]Pickup Man - YouTube[/ame]

There seemed to be something missing from that video...

[youtube]PxtT6K9Y5t0[/youtube]




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I was actually inserting the song into the dialog. Life should be a musical.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82dDnv9zeLs&ob=av3e]Gretchen Wilson - Redneck Woman - YouTube[/ame]

 

[earlycuyler]

Better retrieve the arrow too, Robin Hood.

Oh I will get the arrow. They are expensive.

If one ricochets off the keg and hits someone in the ass and there's no video.......



Let's just say you'll get more rep with video.

Ok man. I will find a way to get video and you will see what a 55# recurve does to a beer keg. No broad heads though because I only have three. Blunts only. Oh and the keg is empty.

 

[theliq]

YEP JUST DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, Earlie,one of lifes little joysTHELIQ

The neighbors had a kegger last weekend, and there has been an empty keg laying in there yard for a week. As I stare at it, and tune my bow for the upcoming hunting season, I feel the urge to shoot arrows at it. I dont know why I want to shoot it, but I just do. I know arrows are $8.00 each but the joy it could bring may be worth $16.00 or so and it would really piss off the neighbors.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Oh I will get the arrow. They are expensive.

If one ricochets off the keg and hits someone in the ass and there's no video.......



Let's just say you'll get more rep with video.

Ok man. I will find a way to get video and you will see what a 55# recurve does to a beer keg. No broad heads though because I only have three. Blunts only. Oh and the keg is empty.

O.K. - Now we have something GOOD to look forward to.

It's like a science experiment.

 

[theliq]

Really Love the pic of the two mutts,Joe..E X E C E L L E N T.....theliq Mmmmm or is that 3 LOL

Better retrieve the arrow too, Robin Hood.

Oh I will get the arrow. They are expensive.

If one ricochets off the keg and hits someone in the ass and there's no video.......



Let's just say you'll get more rep with video.

 

[Ernie S.]

If you mow your yard, and find a car, you might be a Redneck.

Stalking beer kegs require stealth. If I mow the yard then I loose 95% of my stealth. But, if I take the shot from the work bench I preserve the stealth, and add difficulty to the shot. Regardless, if I take the shot, and strike the keg, I will have an arrow pointing directly to where the shot was taken from. I believe I am over thinking this and therefore disqualified from consideration for red neckdom. Maybe if I had a beer or two it would clear things up ?

Bows and arrows are just not red neck. Beer kegs are best dispatched with grenades or dynamite.
The blast will obliterate directionality as well. Need some dynamite? I think I got a few sticks in my saddlebags.

 

[AVG-JOE]

If you mow your yard, and find a car, you might be a Redneck.

Stalking beer kegs require stealth. If I mow the yard then I loose 95% of my stealth. But, if I take the shot from the work bench I preserve the stealth, and add difficulty to the shot. Regardless, if I take the shot, and strike the keg, I will have an arrow pointing directly to where the shot was taken from. I believe I am over thinking this and therefore disqualified from consideration for red neckdom. Maybe if I had a beer or two it would clear things up ?

Bows and arrows are just not red neck. Beer kegs are best dispatched with grenades or dynamite.
The blast will obliterate directionality as well. Need some dynamite? I think I got a few sticks in my saddlebags.

The next video night is going to ROCK!!

 

[mskafka]

The neighbors had a kegger last weekend, and there has been an empty keg laying in there yard for a week. As I stare at it, and tune my bow for the upcoming hunting season, I feel the urge to shoot arrows at it. I dont know why I want to shoot it, but I just do. I know arrows are $8.00 each but the joy it could bring may be worth $16.00 or so and it would really piss off the neighbors.

Ask them to move it. I know that no one wants to aggravate their neighbors, but that's ridiculous.

That is pretty funny, though. You might try it, just to see their reactions.

 

[Ernie S.]

Naaah you need a filter and a pump. Here's an Alabama swimming pool.

 

[earlycuyler]

If you mow your yard, and find a car, you might be a Redneck.

Stalking beer kegs require stealth. If I mow the yard then I loose 95% of my stealth. But, if I take the shot from the work bench I preserve the stealth, and add difficulty to the shot. Regardless, if I take the shot, and strike the keg, I will have an arrow pointing directly to where the shot was taken from. I believe I am over thinking this and therefore disqualified from consideration for red neckdom. Maybe if I had a beer or two it would clear things up ?

Bows and arrows are just not red neck. Beer kegs are best dispatched with grenades or dynamite.
The blast will obliterate directionality as well. Need some dynamite? I think I got a few sticks in my saddlebags.

I was originally thinking SKS but that would REALLY piss the cops off.

 

[Mr.Nick]

The neighbors had a kegger last weekend, and there has been an empty keg laying in there yard for a week. As I stare at it, and tune my bow for the upcoming hunting season, I feel the urge to shoot arrows at it. I dont know why I want to shoot it, but I just do. I know arrows are $8.00 each but the joy it could bring may be worth $16.00 or so and it would really piss off the neighbors.

You're not a redneck......

You ever seen the move deliverance?