jillian
Princess
if your working tv is on top of your broken tv
you might be a redneck
you might be a redneck
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when you have competed in a peeing for distance contest
you might be a redneck
This thread is worthless without a picture of your pickup.
And it better not be all new and shiny.
when you have competed in a peeing for distance contest
you might be a redneck
Better retrieve the arrow too, Robin Hood.
Oh I will get the arrow. They are expensive.
This thread is worthless without a picture of your pickup.
And it better not be all new and shiny.
There's somethin' women like...
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJoE1GNNtM"]Pickup Man - YouTube[/ame]
This thread is worthless without a picture of your pickup.
And it better not be all new and shiny.
There's somethin' women like...
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFJoE1GNNtM"]Pickup Man - YouTube[/ame]
There seemed to be something missing from that video...
[youtube]PxtT6K9Y5t0[/youtube]
Better retrieve the arrow too, Robin Hood.
Oh I will get the arrow. They are expensive.
If one ricochets off the keg and hits someone in the ass and there's no video.......
Let's just say you'll get more rep with video.
The neighbors had a kegger last weekend, and there has been an empty keg laying in there yard for a week. As I stare at it, and tune my bow for the upcoming hunting season, I feel the urge to shoot arrows at it. I dont know why I want to shoot it, but I just do. I know arrows are $8.00 each but the joy it could bring may be worth $16.00 or so and it would really piss off the neighbors.
Oh I will get the arrow. They are expensive.
If one ricochets off the keg and hits someone in the ass and there's no video.......
Let's just say you'll get more rep with video.
Ok man. I will find a way to get video and you will see what a 55# recurve does to a beer keg. No broad heads though because I only have three. Blunts only. Oh and the keg is empty.
Better retrieve the arrow too, Robin Hood.
Oh I will get the arrow. They are expensive.
If one ricochets off the keg and hits someone in the ass and there's no video.......
Let's just say you'll get more rep with video.
If you mow your yard, and find a car, you might be a Redneck.
Stalking beer kegs require stealth. If I mow the yard then I loose 95% of my stealth. But, if I take the shot from the work bench I preserve the stealth, and add difficulty to the shot. Regardless, if I take the shot, and strike the keg, I will have an arrow pointing directly to where the shot was taken from. I believe I am over thinking this and therefore disqualified from consideration for red neckdom. Maybe if I had a beer or two it would clear things up ?
If you mow your yard, and find a car, you might be a Redneck.
Stalking beer kegs require stealth. If I mow the yard then I loose 95% of my stealth. But, if I take the shot from the work bench I preserve the stealth, and add difficulty to the shot. Regardless, if I take the shot, and strike the keg, I will have an arrow pointing directly to where the shot was taken from. I believe I am over thinking this and therefore disqualified from consideration for red neckdom. Maybe if I had a beer or two it would clear things up ?
Bows and arrows are just not red neck. Beer kegs are best dispatched with grenades or dynamite.
The blast will obliterate directionality as well. Need some dynamite? I think I got a few sticks in my saddlebags.
The neighbors had a kegger last weekend, and there has been an empty keg laying in there yard for a week. As I stare at it, and tune my bow for the upcoming hunting season, I feel the urge to shoot arrows at it. I dont know why I want to shoot it, but I just do. I know arrows are $8.00 each but the joy it could bring may be worth $16.00 or so and it would really piss off the neighbors.
If you mow your yard, and find a car, you might be a Redneck.
Stalking beer kegs require stealth. If I mow the yard then I loose 95% of my stealth. But, if I take the shot from the work bench I preserve the stealth, and add difficulty to the shot. Regardless, if I take the shot, and strike the keg, I will have an arrow pointing directly to where the shot was taken from. I believe I am over thinking this and therefore disqualified from consideration for red neckdom. Maybe if I had a beer or two it would clear things up ?
Bows and arrows are just not red neck. Beer kegs are best dispatched with grenades or dynamite.
The blast will obliterate directionality as well. Need some dynamite? I think I got a few sticks in my saddlebags.
The neighbors had a kegger last weekend, and there has been an empty keg laying in there yard for a week. As I stare at it, and tune my bow for the upcoming hunting season, I feel the urge to shoot arrows at it. I dont know why I want to shoot it, but I just do. I know arrows are $8.00 each but the joy it could bring may be worth $16.00 or so and it would really piss off the neighbors.