I think I am a red neck.

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    The neighbors had a kegger last weekend, and there has been an empty keg laying in there yard for a week. As I stare at it, and tune my bow for the upcoming hunting season, I feel the urge to shoot arrows at it. I dont know why I want to shoot it, but I just do. I know arrows are $8.00 each but the joy it could bring may be worth $16.00 or so and it would really piss off the neighbors.
     
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    Yeah, just what you want - pissed off redneck neighbors.

    I say go for it.
     
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    If you mow your yard, and find a car, you might be a Redneck.
     
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    If your wealthiest relative asks a favor of you and that favor is helping him remove the wheels from his new house, you may be a redneck.
     
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    Stalking beer kegs require stealth. If I mow the yard then I loose 95% of my stealth. But, if I take the shot from the work bench I preserve the stealth, and add difficulty to the shot. Regardless, if I take the shot, and strike the keg, I will have an arrow pointing directly to where the shot was taken from. I believe I am over thinking this and therefore disqualified from consideration for red neckdom. Maybe if I had a beer or two it would clear things up ?
     
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    just steal the keg and turn it into a recycle center for cash.....damn be a smart red neck at least
     
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    Ahhh, that's some thinking. And then I can buy some beer and shoot at the car and mail box instead. Good thinking there. Rep for your superior reasoning ability.
     
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    i have redneck experience...carp the gutters...if they leave for the day...take a few carp and put in the down spout.....or throw some carp in the crawlspace...so many thing to do...so little time
     

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