I paid $24 for a steak and salad, and I got two lousy croutons

[Blackrook]

Are they collecting croutons for a museum, and don't want to give them up to their pesky customers who might eat them?

 

[Marion Morrison]

Where was this?

 

[mdk]

 

[Blackrook]

It was a Grubhub order from Chili's.

Thanks mdk, it was very thoughtful of you to design a meme just for me. You obviously have too much time on your hands.

 

[depotoo]

It was a Grubhub order from Chili's.

Thanks mdk, it was very thoughtful of you to design a meme just for me. You obviously have too much time on your hands.

Maybe the driver ate them...

 

[Blackrook]

The question is, "Who the fuck is the guy who puts two croutons on a salad?" It would be better to put NO croutons on the salad, because then you could plausibly say, "I forgot to put on the croutons!" But with TWO fucking croutons it's obvious they didn't forget, they were just being chintzy.

 

[mdk]

It was a Grubhub order from Chili's.

Thanks mdk, it was very thoughtful of you to design a meme just for me. You obviously have too much time on your hands.

He added after he penned a thread whining about croutons.

 

[mdk]

 

[Marion Morrison]

You know, I just don't have much to say about this.

 

[Blackrook]

It was a Grubhub order from Chili's.

Thanks mdk, it was very thoughtful of you to design a meme just for me. You obviously have too much time on your hands.

He added after he penned a thread whining about croutons.

Bad customer service is an important issue. Maybe in a Communist country I would be grateful for TWO croutons.

 

[Blackrook]

I gave the restaurant a bad review when Grubhub texted me. I guess that's all I can do. Maybe go on Yelp, who knows?

 

[mdk]

It was a Grubhub order from Chili's.

Thanks mdk, it was very thoughtful of you to design a meme just for me. You obviously have too much time on your hands.

He added after he penned a thread whining about croutons.

Bad customer service is an important issue. Maybe in a Communist country I would be grateful for TWO croutons.

God willing, the pain of this tragedy will lessen over time. I'll keep you and yours in my thoughts in this dark hour.

 

[Blackrook]

It was a Grubhub order from Chili's.

Thanks mdk, it was very thoughtful of you to design a meme just for me. You obviously have too much time on your hands.

He added after he penned a thread whining about croutons.

Bad customer service is an important issue. Maybe in a Communist country I would be grateful for TWO croutons.

God willing, the pain of this tragedy will lessen over time. I'll keep you and yours in my thoughts in this dark hour.

This issue actually affects me, unlike all the bullshit on the news all the time about what a horrible person Trump is.

 

[TomParks]

I gave the restaurant a bad review when Grubhub texted me. I guess that's all I can do. Maybe go on Yelp, who knows?

You get more croutons at McDonalds! That's the problem eating out they hire anyone off the street. I walked into a bob evans once and the whole kitchen staff was black. I turned right around and left.

 

[ChrisL]

It was a Grubhub order from Chili's.

Thanks mdk, it was very thoughtful of you to design a meme just for me. You obviously have too much time on your hands.

He added after he penned a thread whining about croutons.

OMG, don't make light of it! This is a HUGE problem.

 

[ChrisL]

 

[ChrisL]

In Africa, the kids don't get any croutons at all!

 

[Blackrook]

What's irritating is someone went to a lot of trouble to make sure I got only two croutons on my salad.

If they had just grabbed a bunch of croutons, I would have gotten at least five or six.

But someone picked carefully at the croutons to make sure I only got two.

 

[Unkotare]

 

[ChrisL]

What's irritating is someone went to a lot of trouble to make sure I got only two croutons on my salad.

If they had just grabbed a bunch of croutons, I would have gotten at least five or six.

But someone picked carefully at the croutons to make sure I only got two.

It's a crouton conspiracy!