I need girl advice

[Phoenix]

*Bows* I just followed Pho's lead. She really is a master derailer. I'm backing her bid for 'thread derailer of the year, 2011'.

Don't bow with your back to ducky!

 

[Luissa]

I recently went on a date when the boy toy and I were fighting, and not speaking to each other. I guess you shouldn't make up with your boy toy on a date either.

The boy toy is where he belongs - the pit in the basement with the poodle and the lotion.

No, he is in bed where he belongs....................... tied up.

 

[California Girl]

Widen your eyes and tilt your head to the side - that shows "interest" too.

My advice... avoid the ones that have short people with them. The short ones are quite annoying. They call them 'children' and, apparently, you are supposed to admire these little critters and be impressed with their 'achievements'.

"mommy, I drew a picture in art class today"
*kid holds up painting, painting looks like shit*
*sarcastically* "It looks wonderful"

Is that what you're supposed to say? Shit. No wonder I'm no longer welcome around these short people. I think my "What the fuck is that supposed to be, you talentless little hack?" comment may have blown my chances of 'friendship' with some of these 'real people'.

 

[Cmdr Sheppard]

Cool, what did you say then? And what did she say back?


*Sarcasm off.*

Oh and she apologized for not being on lately, so I said it was no big deal.

Don't say no problem, say " No need to apologize". Then don't message her until tonight or tomorrow morning. Don't act desperate.

A bit late now, but thanks, I'll remember that for next time. And alright, I won't message her until tomorrow or late tonight.

 

[Wry Catcher]

Dear Abby,
I'm having relationship problems and don't know where to turn. I posted a question on my local message board and it seems no one posting back has any ideas or advice. Help.
Signed,
Commander Sad and lonely.

Dear Commander,
First decide on what you like. Do you like movies or art, sports (to watch or participate in) books, hikes, beer, politics or are you a foodie? Then look for activities you enjoy where singles mingle. Go looking for something to do you enjoy and meet people who enjoy what you enjoy. Start with friendship first and a strong relationship may very well develop.
Soon you'll meet someone, and maybe several someones who have the same interestes as you and a mutual attraction. When you do simply tell them you had fun and enjoy their company. Smile when you see them, and, let relationships evolve. Forcing a relationship or smothering someone isn't the way to go; ignoring them as part of a strategy is dishonest and a self confident women will likely tell you to take a hike (alone). Be real, be honest - isn't that what you want in a SO?

 

[California Girl]

*Bows* I just followed Pho's lead. She really is a master derailer. I'm backing her bid for 'thread derailer of the year, 2011'.

Don't bow with your back to ducky!

Is he the little bastard who just whispered 'fat ass' from behind me?

 

[California Girl]

Dear Abby,
I'm having relationship problems and don't know where to turn. I posted a question on my local message board and it seems no one posting back has any ideas or advice. Help.
Signed,
Commander Sad and lonely.

Dear Commander,
First decide on what you like. Do you like movies or art, sports (to watch or participate in) books, hikes, beer, politics or are you a foodie? Then look for activities you enjoy where singles mingle. Go looking for something to do you enjoy and meet people who enjoy what you enjoy. Start with friendship first and a strong relationship may very well develop.
Soon you'll meet someone, and maybe several someones who have the same interestes as you and a mutual attraction. When you do simply tell them you had fun and enjoy their company. Smile when you see them, and, let relationships evolve. Forcing a relationship or smothering someone isn't the way to go; ignoring them as part of a strategy is dishonest and a self confident women will likely tell you to take a hike (alone). Be real, be honest - isn't that what you want in a SO?

Thank you, Oprah Winfrey.

 

[Cmdr Sheppard]

I need an avatar here...

 

[Luissa]

*Bows* I just followed Pho's lead. She really is a master derailer. I'm backing her bid for 'thread derailer of the year, 2011'.

Don't bow with your back to ducky!

There is a reason he is called Dildo. Just sayin!
And it was Del that came up with the name.

 

[dilloduck]

*Bows* I just followed Pho's lead. She really is a master derailer. I'm backing her bid for 'thread derailer of the year, 2011'.

Don't bow with your back to ducky!

Is he the little bastard who just whispered 'fat ass' from behind me?

Ha---you wouldn't hear me coming .

 

[California Girl]

I need an avatar here...

Not that one, it's gay.

 

[Wry Catcher]

Dear Abby,
I'm having relationship problems and don't know where to turn. I posted a question on my local message board and it seems no one posting back has any ideas or advice. Help.
Signed,
Commander Sad and lonely.

Dear Commander,
First decide on what you like. Do you like movies or art, sports (to watch or participate in) books, hikes, beer, politics or are you a foodie? Then look for activities you enjoy where singles mingle. Go looking for something to do you enjoy and meet people who enjoy what you enjoy. Start with friendship first and a strong relationship may very well develop.
Soon you'll meet someone, and maybe several someones who have the same interestes as you and a mutual attraction. When you do simply tell them you had fun and enjoy their company. Smile when you see them, and, let relationships evolve. Forcing a relationship or smothering someone isn't the way to go; ignoring them as part of a strategy is dishonest and a self confident women will likely tell you to take a hike (alone). Be real, be honest - isn't that what you want in a SO?

Thank you, Oprah Winfrey.

LOL That's twice in a week you've thanked me. Shame on you.

 

[California Girl]

Dear Abby,
I'm having relationship problems and don't know where to turn. I posted a question on my local message board and it seems no one posting back has any ideas or advice. Help.
Signed,
Commander Sad and lonely.

Dear Commander,
First decide on what you like. Do you like movies or art, sports (to watch or participate in) books, hikes, beer, politics or are you a foodie? Then look for activities you enjoy where singles mingle. Go looking for something to do you enjoy and meet people who enjoy what you enjoy. Start with friendship first and a strong relationship may very well develop.
Soon you'll meet someone, and maybe several someones who have the same interestes as you and a mutual attraction. When you do simply tell them you had fun and enjoy their company. Smile when you see them, and, let relationships evolve. Forcing a relationship or smothering someone isn't the way to go; ignoring them as part of a strategy is dishonest and a self confident women will likely tell you to take a hike (alone). Be real, be honest - isn't that what you want in a SO?

Thank you, Oprah Winfrey.

LOL That's twice in a week you've thanked me. Shame on you.

Thank you for bringing that to my attention. I'll try not to do it again.

*That's three.... since you're counting.

 

[HUGGY]

I don't know what to do. Me and this girl I met on the BioWare forums started talking a couple weeks ago, but we haven't talked for a few days for some reason, she never replied to my last message. It says she signed in recently though, and she replied to me in a thread like a day and a half ago. She's really nice and I really like talking with her, but I don't know why she never replied, since we had been replying to each other like everyday back and forth, getting to know each other better and just talking. I sent her a message about five minutes ago, so I guess I'll see how that works. Is it possible she lost interest? OR maybe she's just really busy, she said that she would be working a lot this week, so maybe that's why she just hasn't had time, anyway, please give me advice.

That's the trouble with today's kids. They don't learn about the basics of navigating the ways of the opposite sex in the streets like they should.

They just don't teach the Four "F's" any more.

Find em
Feel em
Fuck em
Forget em

It's really that simple!

 

[Phoenix]

Is he the little bastard who just whispered 'fat ass' from behind me?

No, he'd be more likely to just grab it.

 

[Phoenix]

Ha---you wouldn't hear me coming .

really?

 

[Phoenix]

That's the trouble with today's kids. They don't learn about the basics of navigating the ways of the opposite sex in the streets like they should.

They just don't teach the Four "F's" any more.

Find em
Feel em
Fuck em
Forget em

It's really that simple!

I thought it was W's ... guess I didn't get that education.

 

[dilloduck]

I'm all talk.

 

[Phoenix]

I'm all talk.

Yeah, but you fed me a good steak and chocolate.

That's sometimes better than sex.

 

[dilloduck]

I'm all talk.

Yeah, but you fed me a good steak and chocolate.

That's sometimes better than sex.

like i was going to do something else with Gunny there ???