My back hurts, my hands hurt, my knees hurt, my feet hurt.......do I make an announcement? Take two aspirin and call me in the morning...
If you'd thought of it first, you likely would have. As it is, I ruined your fun by getting here before you did. Oh, and while we're at it, my stomach hurts from taking so much damned aspirin to get rid of the damned headache. Maybe that's worthy of another announcement.