I didn't think it was possible to be excited about your SUSPENSION from work

[fbj]

This woman at my job has a problem getting to work on time so she must have been written up for it because now she is suspended a few days. But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

 

[Sunni Man]

But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

How does Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday, equal 5 days?

I hope that you don't work in accounting. ......

 

[fbj]

But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

How does Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday, equal 5 days?

I hope that you don't work in accounting. ......

My bad, 4 days LOL

 

[Marianne]

This woman at my job has a problem getting to work on time so she must have been written up for it because now she is suspended a few days. But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

I used to get excited when I got suspended from school, but then again I wasn't losing money, just boring days in Algebra class.
FYI Mrs. Smith 5th period MHS, I haven't used FOIL since!

 

[fbj]

This woman at my job has a problem getting to work on time so she must have been written up for it because now she is suspended a few days. But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

I used to get excited when I got suspended from school, but then again I wasn't losing money, just boring days in Algebra class.
FYI Mrs. Smith 5th period MHS, I haven't used FOIL since!

Well she better get it together because she got 3 kids and it's hard to get another job when you get fired

 

[blastoff]

This woman at my job has a problem getting to work on time so she must have been written up for it because now she is suspended a few days. But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

Sounds like the kind of woman you should be hitting on. Your streak's gotta end sooner or later and this one could be it!

 

[sealybobo]

This woman at my job has a problem getting to work on time so she must have been written up for it because now she is suspended a few days. But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

Is that the woman who complained about you?

 

[sealybobo]

Her boss should have suspended her Tuesday and Thursday

 

[fbj]

This woman at my job has a problem getting to work on time so she must have been written up for it because now she is suspended a few days. But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

Sounds like the kind of woman you should be hitting on. Your streak's gotta end sooner or later and this one could be it!

I will have a free pass to fuck if she gets canned

 

[fbj]

This woman at my job has a problem getting to work on time so she must have been written up for it because now she is suspended a few days. But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

Is that the woman who complained about you?

No

 

[fbj]

Her boss should have suspended her Tuesday and Thursday

How is it that a grown person can't get to work on time?

 

[sealybobo]

This woman at my job has a problem getting to work on time so she must have been written up for it because now she is suspended a few days. But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

Is that the woman who complained about you?

No

Are any of these women black?

 

[fbj]

This woman at my job has a problem getting to work on time so she must have been written up for it because now she is suspended a few days. But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

Is that the woman who complained about you?

No

Are any of these women black?

95% of my job is black

 

[sealybobo]

This woman at my job has a problem getting to work on time so she must have been written up for it because now she is suspended a few days. But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

Is that the woman who complained about you?

No

Are any of these women black?

95% of my job is black

It helps with my mental image to know details. For some reason I imagined these women you were going out on dates with were white women. More interesting now that I know they are black women. I dated a few black women back in the day. Gave me great insight into the minds of black people. She couldn't even bring me around her black girlfriends. They did not approve.

And I found out you guys love Bon Jovi.

 

[sealybobo]

This woman at my job has a problem getting to work on time so she must have been written up for it because now she is suspended a few days. But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

Is that the woman who complained about you?

No

Are any of these women black?

95% of my job is black

I think a great new sitcom for black people could be a bunch of black people working together. It would be HILARIOUS. Sort of like a cross between Blackish & Superstore.

 

[fbj]

This woman at my job has a problem getting to work on time so she must have been written up for it because now she is suspended a few days. But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

Is that the woman who complained about you?

No

Are any of these women black?

95% of my job is black

I think a great new sitcom for black people could be a bunch of black people working together. It would be HILARIOUS. Sort of like a cross between Blackish & Superstore.

I'm black and hate blackish

 

[Unkotare]

This woman at my job has a problem getting to work on time so she must have been written up for it because now she is suspended a few days. But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

Is that the woman who complained about you?

No

Are any of these women black?

The racist democrat right on cue.

 

[sealybobo]

This woman at my job has a problem getting to work on time so she must have been written up for it because now she is suspended a few days. But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

Is that the woman who complained about you?

No

Are any of these women black?

The racist democrat right on cue.

Waaa Taiwan earthquakes!!!! Waaaa FDR put my family in camps. WAAAA I'm not an asian I swear but asians are the best wrestlers. Waaaa I've never had a conversation with one person on USMB. I only say snarky comments and talking points. Waaaa gook.

 

[Unkotare]

This woman at my job has a problem getting to work on time so she must have been written up for it because now she is suspended a few days. But the part that made her excited was the fact that she is suspended Mon and Tue and returns come back next wednesday. Yeah it's a 5 day weekend but you are on suspension LOL It's not a fucking vacation

That's not the kind of 5 day weekend I want.

And I believe suspension is the last step before termination which is even more mind boggling why she is hype about the 5 day weekend

Is that the woman who complained about you?

No

Are any of these women black?

The racist democrat right on cue.

Waaa Taiwan earthquakes!!!! .....

What exactly do you find "funny" about people being killed in a natural disaster, you scumbag?