I been chatting with this woman on Bumble and saw....SAHM under name

[fbj]

never knew what that shit meant until april 18, 2019 So this is single mom way of hiding that they have kids. lol

Stay At Home Mom lol

is there something i can say for a man who cant afford a car? lol

 

[debbiedowner]

Tell her you love single mom's and especially kids but at the moment you are deciding on a make and model because you had a bad accident in the back seat of yours with the last woman from bumble.

 

[ABikerSailor]

never knew what that shit meant until april 18, 2019 So this is single mom way of hiding that they have kids. lol

Stay At Home Mom lol

is there something i can say for a man who cant afford a car? lol

Dude...............if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance she is married. I'd be careful, because there may be a jealous husband out there.

Something you can say for a man who can't afford a car? You can call yourself an "active commuter", meaning you take a bicycle to work.

Interesting fact about me...............I spent over 8 years without a car, because I was still in the Navy and was deploying on a regular basis. Never saw the reason to have one. Bought a bicycle, some bike clothes and shoes, and lived on a bicycle. And, the best part about that? When a girl asks if you'd like to go out, tell her that sure, but she has to drive because you live on a bike, if she is really interested in you, she will be okay with that. If she's out for just money and a good time? She's gonna tell you that she's not interested. Was a quick way for me to weed out the wheat from the chaff. A lot of women that I dated thought that it was cool that I commuted by bike (average commute was 7 miles each way), as well as were impressed at how fast and how far I could go on a bicycle.

 

[jwoodie]

is there something i can say for a man who cant afford a car?

You can start by saying something that makes sense.

 

[Moonglow]

never knew what that shit meant until april 18, 2019 So this is single mom way of hiding that they have kids. lol

Stay At Home Mom lol

is there something i can say for a man who cant afford a car? lol

Yeah, have a damn nice pair of shoes...

 

[debbiedowner]

never knew what that shit meant until april 18, 2019 So this is single mom way of hiding that they have kids. lol

Stay At Home Mom lol

is there something i can say for a man who cant afford a car? lol

Yeah, have a damn nice pair of shoes...

Clean underwear is a must.

 

[Moonglow]

never knew what that shit meant until april 18, 2019 So this is single mom way of hiding that they have kids. lol

Stay At Home Mom lol

is there something i can say for a man who cant afford a car? lol

Yeah, have a damn nice pair of shoes...

Clean underwear is a must.

If one bothers to wear more clothing under clothing they are spendthrifts....

 

[ABikerSailor]

If one bothers to wear more clothing under clothing they are spendthrifts....

I'm guessing from your post, that you prefer commando.

 

[Moonglow]

If one bothers to wear more clothing under clothing they are spendthrifts....

I'm guessing from your post, that you prefer commando.

The only reason I'd wear pants is brambles..

 

[hjmick]

never knew what that shit meant until april 18, 2019 So this is single mom way of hiding that they have kids. lol

Stay At Home Mom lol

is there something i can say for a man who cant afford a car? lol

Dude...............if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance she is married. I'd be careful, because there may be a jealous husband out there.

Something you can say for a man who can't afford a car? You can call yourself an "active commuter", meaning you take a bicycle to work.

Interesting fact about me...............I spent over 8 years without a car, because I was still in the Navy and was deploying on a regular basis. Never saw the reason to have one. Bought a bicycle, some bike clothes and shoes, and lived on a bicycle. And, the best part about that? When a girl asks if you'd like to go out, tell her that sure, but she has to drive because you live on a bike, if she is really interested in you, she will be okay with that. If she's out for just money and a good time? She's gonna tell you that she's not interested. Was a quick way for me to weed out the wheat from the chaff. A lot of women that I dated thought that it was cool that I commuted by bike (average commute was 7 miles each way), as well as were impressed at how fast and how far I could go on a bicycle.

Dude... if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance "she" is a 420lb man wearing boxers, a greasy wife beater, and sporting a balding pate...

 

[ABikerSailor]

never knew what that shit meant until april 18, 2019 So this is single mom way of hiding that they have kids. lol

Stay At Home Mom lol

is there something i can say for a man who cant afford a car? lol

Dude...............if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance she is married. I'd be careful, because there may be a jealous husband out there.

Something you can say for a man who can't afford a car? You can call yourself an "active commuter", meaning you take a bicycle to work.

Interesting fact about me...............I spent over 8 years without a car, because I was still in the Navy and was deploying on a regular basis. Never saw the reason to have one. Bought a bicycle, some bike clothes and shoes, and lived on a bicycle. And, the best part about that? When a girl asks if you'd like to go out, tell her that sure, but she has to drive because you live on a bike, if she is really interested in you, she will be okay with that. If she's out for just money and a good time? She's gonna tell you that she's not interested. Was a quick way for me to weed out the wheat from the chaff. A lot of women that I dated thought that it was cool that I commuted by bike (average commute was 7 miles each way), as well as were impressed at how fast and how far I could go on a bicycle.

Dude... if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance "she" is a 420lb man wearing boxers, a greasy wife beater, and sporting a balding pate...

Or................it could be some bored housewife looking for a little on the side.

Or................it could also be some horny single mom who is too busy to date, but still wants to get laid. I've met a couple like that in my time. When I was younger, I had a Match.com account, and there were several times that happened. One time, the woman came to visit me (she lived 2 towns over), and she brought her kids. She then asked if I had someone I could call for babysitting, and I had a friend who was willing to watch her kids. Well, we went out for a motorbike ride, shot some pool, and had a drink or two. She then said that it was getting time for her to get back (was only 5 in the afternoon), so we rode back to my house. She then said she wanted to "talk" for a bit more, and we went in. As soon as she walked in the door, she made a beeline for my bedroom and started to strip. I asked her what she was doing, and she said she didn't have enough time to date someone seriously, but she still liked sex, and we had 45 min. if I was interested.

45 min later, we went and picked up her kids.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

never knew what that shit meant until april 18, 2019 So this is single mom way of hiding that they have kids. lol

Stay At Home Mom lol

is there something i can say for a man who cant afford a car? lol

Dude...............if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance she is married. I'd be careful, because there may be a jealous husband out there.

Something you can say for a man who can't afford a car? You can call yourself an "active commuter", meaning you take a bicycle to work.

Interesting fact about me...............I spent over 8 years without a car, because I was still in the Navy and was deploying on a regular basis. Never saw the reason to have one. Bought a bicycle, some bike clothes and shoes, and lived on a bicycle. And, the best part about that? When a girl asks if you'd like to go out, tell her that sure, but she has to drive because you live on a bike, if she is really interested in you, she will be okay with that. If she's out for just money and a good time? She's gonna tell you that she's not interested. Was a quick way for me to weed out the wheat from the chaff. A lot of women that I dated thought that it was cool that I commuted by bike (average commute was 7 miles each way), as well as were impressed at how fast and how far I could go on a bicycle.

Dude... if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance "she" is a 420lb man wearing boxers, a greasy wife beater, and sporting a balding pate...

Or................it could be some bored housewife looking for a little on the side.

Or................it could also be some horny single mom who is too busy to date, but still wants to get laid. I've met a couple like that in my time. When I was younger, I had a Match.com account, and there were several times that happened. One time, the woman came to visit me (she lived 2 towns over), and she brought her kids. She then asked if I had someone I could call for babysitting, and I had a friend who was willing to watch her kids. Well, we went out for a motorbike ride, shot some pool, and had a drink or two. She then said that it was getting time for her to get back (was only 5 in the afternoon), so we rode back to my house. She then said she wanted to "talk" for a bit more, and we went in. As soon as she walked in the door, she made a beeline for my bedroom and started to strip. I asked her what she was doing, and she said she didn't have enough time to date someone seriously, but she still liked sex, and we had 45 min. if I was interested.

45 min later, we went and picked up her kids.

Sounds like something a crack whore would do. Left her kids with complete strangers for a man she didn't know?

HUGE red flag.

 

[ABikerSailor]

never knew what that shit meant until april 18, 2019 So this is single mom way of hiding that they have kids. lol

Stay At Home Mom lol

is there something i can say for a man who cant afford a car? lol

Dude...............if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance she is married. I'd be careful, because there may be a jealous husband out there.

Something you can say for a man who can't afford a car? You can call yourself an "active commuter", meaning you take a bicycle to work.

Interesting fact about me...............I spent over 8 years without a car, because I was still in the Navy and was deploying on a regular basis. Never saw the reason to have one. Bought a bicycle, some bike clothes and shoes, and lived on a bicycle. And, the best part about that? When a girl asks if you'd like to go out, tell her that sure, but she has to drive because you live on a bike, if she is really interested in you, she will be okay with that. If she's out for just money and a good time? She's gonna tell you that she's not interested. Was a quick way for me to weed out the wheat from the chaff. A lot of women that I dated thought that it was cool that I commuted by bike (average commute was 7 miles each way), as well as were impressed at how fast and how far I could go on a bicycle.

Dude... if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance "she" is a 420lb man wearing boxers, a greasy wife beater, and sporting a balding pate...

Or................it could be some bored housewife looking for a little on the side.

Or................it could also be some horny single mom who is too busy to date, but still wants to get laid. I've met a couple like that in my time. When I was younger, I had a Match.com account, and there were several times that happened. One time, the woman came to visit me (she lived 2 towns over), and she brought her kids. She then asked if I had someone I could call for babysitting, and I had a friend who was willing to watch her kids. Well, we went out for a motorbike ride, shot some pool, and had a drink or two. She then said that it was getting time for her to get back (was only 5 in the afternoon), so we rode back to my house. She then said she wanted to "talk" for a bit more, and we went in. As soon as she walked in the door, she made a beeline for my bedroom and started to strip. I asked her what she was doing, and she said she didn't have enough time to date someone seriously, but she still liked sex, and we had 45 min. if I was interested.

45 min later, we went and picked up her kids.

Sounds like something a crack whore would do. Left her kids with complete strangers for a man she didn't know?

HUGE red flag.

She looked good, smelled nice, and drove a pretty nice SUV, so no, I don't think your assessment is correct.

But, that isn't the only time I've had stuff like that happen. One night, I was working at a bar and some woman walked in and started looking around like she was looking for someone. I looked at her, asked her who she was looking for, and she said "a man". I then asked her what the guy looked like, because I'd been working since 7pm that night. She then said she just wanted a dude, and she was running out of time because she had to get back to her babysitter. She also said that all the guys she'd seen thus far were either too drunk or already had women with them.

I then turned to my co worker and asked if she could hold down the bar for a bit, and she said sure. I then took the woman back to my place, got laid, and went back to the bar to finish my shift. And, she came prepared, because she had a whole package of condoms she was looking to use.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

never knew what that shit meant until april 18, 2019 So this is single mom way of hiding that they have kids. lol

Stay At Home Mom lol

is there something i can say for a man who cant afford a car? lol

Dude...............if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance she is married. I'd be careful, because there may be a jealous husband out there.

Something you can say for a man who can't afford a car? You can call yourself an "active commuter", meaning you take a bicycle to work.

Interesting fact about me...............I spent over 8 years without a car, because I was still in the Navy and was deploying on a regular basis. Never saw the reason to have one. Bought a bicycle, some bike clothes and shoes, and lived on a bicycle. And, the best part about that? When a girl asks if you'd like to go out, tell her that sure, but she has to drive because you live on a bike, if she is really interested in you, she will be okay with that. If she's out for just money and a good time? She's gonna tell you that she's not interested. Was a quick way for me to weed out the wheat from the chaff. A lot of women that I dated thought that it was cool that I commuted by bike (average commute was 7 miles each way), as well as were impressed at how fast and how far I could go on a bicycle.

Dude... if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance "she" is a 420lb man wearing boxers, a greasy wife beater, and sporting a balding pate...

Or................it could be some bored housewife looking for a little on the side.

Or................it could also be some horny single mom who is too busy to date, but still wants to get laid. I've met a couple like that in my time. When I was younger, I had a Match.com account, and there were several times that happened. One time, the woman came to visit me (she lived 2 towns over), and she brought her kids. She then asked if I had someone I could call for babysitting, and I had a friend who was willing to watch her kids. Well, we went out for a motorbike ride, shot some pool, and had a drink or two. She then said that it was getting time for her to get back (was only 5 in the afternoon), so we rode back to my house. She then said she wanted to "talk" for a bit more, and we went in. As soon as she walked in the door, she made a beeline for my bedroom and started to strip. I asked her what she was doing, and she said she didn't have enough time to date someone seriously, but she still liked sex, and we had 45 min. if I was interested.

45 min later, we went and picked up her kids.

Sounds like something a crack whore would do. Left her kids with complete strangers for a man she didn't know?

HUGE red flag.

She looked good, smelled nice, and drove a pretty nice SUV, so no, I don't think your assessment is correct.

But, that isn't the only time I've had stuff like that happen. One night, I was working at a bar and some woman walked in and started looking around like she was looking for someone. I looked at her, asked her who she was looking for, and she said "a man". I then asked her what the guy looked like, because I'd been working since 7pm that night. She then said she just wanted a dude, and she was running out of time because she had to get back to her babysitter. She also said that all the guys she'd seen thus far were either too drunk or already had women with them.

I then turned to my co worker and asked if she could hold down the bar for a bit, and she said sure. I then took the woman back to my place, got laid, and went back to the bar to finish my shift. And, she came prepared, because she had a whole package of condoms she was looking to use.

The skanky women seem to gravitate to you. Not sure that's worthy of storytelling lol

 

[ABikerSailor]

Dude...............if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance she is married. I'd be careful, because there may be a jealous husband out there.

Something you can say for a man who can't afford a car? You can call yourself an "active commuter", meaning you take a bicycle to work.

Interesting fact about me...............I spent over 8 years without a car, because I was still in the Navy and was deploying on a regular basis. Never saw the reason to have one. Bought a bicycle, some bike clothes and shoes, and lived on a bicycle. And, the best part about that? When a girl asks if you'd like to go out, tell her that sure, but she has to drive because you live on a bike, if she is really interested in you, she will be okay with that. If she's out for just money and a good time? She's gonna tell you that she's not interested. Was a quick way for me to weed out the wheat from the chaff. A lot of women that I dated thought that it was cool that I commuted by bike (average commute was 7 miles each way), as well as were impressed at how fast and how far I could go on a bicycle.

Dude... if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance "she" is a 420lb man wearing boxers, a greasy wife beater, and sporting a balding pate...

Or................it could be some bored housewife looking for a little on the side.

Or................it could also be some horny single mom who is too busy to date, but still wants to get laid. I've met a couple like that in my time. When I was younger, I had a Match.com account, and there were several times that happened. One time, the woman came to visit me (she lived 2 towns over), and she brought her kids. She then asked if I had someone I could call for babysitting, and I had a friend who was willing to watch her kids. Well, we went out for a motorbike ride, shot some pool, and had a drink or two. She then said that it was getting time for her to get back (was only 5 in the afternoon), so we rode back to my house. She then said she wanted to "talk" for a bit more, and we went in. As soon as she walked in the door, she made a beeline for my bedroom and started to strip. I asked her what she was doing, and she said she didn't have enough time to date someone seriously, but she still liked sex, and we had 45 min. if I was interested.

45 min later, we went and picked up her kids.

Sounds like something a crack whore would do. Left her kids with complete strangers for a man she didn't know?

HUGE red flag.

She looked good, smelled nice, and drove a pretty nice SUV, so no, I don't think your assessment is correct.

But, that isn't the only time I've had stuff like that happen. One night, I was working at a bar and some woman walked in and started looking around like she was looking for someone. I looked at her, asked her who she was looking for, and she said "a man". I then asked her what the guy looked like, because I'd been working since 7pm that night. She then said she just wanted a dude, and she was running out of time because she had to get back to her babysitter. She also said that all the guys she'd seen thus far were either too drunk or already had women with them.

I then turned to my co worker and asked if she could hold down the bar for a bit, and she said sure. I then took the woman back to my place, got laid, and went back to the bar to finish my shift. And, she came prepared, because she had a whole package of condoms she was looking to use.

The skanky women seem to gravitate to you. Not sure that's worthy of storytelling lol

I'm guessing you never hung out in a biker bar, have you?

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Dude... if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance "she" is a 420lb man wearing boxers, a greasy wife beater, and sporting a balding pate...

Or................it could be some bored housewife looking for a little on the side.

Or................it could also be some horny single mom who is too busy to date, but still wants to get laid. I've met a couple like that in my time. When I was younger, I had a Match.com account, and there were several times that happened. One time, the woman came to visit me (she lived 2 towns over), and she brought her kids. She then asked if I had someone I could call for babysitting, and I had a friend who was willing to watch her kids. Well, we went out for a motorbike ride, shot some pool, and had a drink or two. She then said that it was getting time for her to get back (was only 5 in the afternoon), so we rode back to my house. She then said she wanted to "talk" for a bit more, and we went in. As soon as she walked in the door, she made a beeline for my bedroom and started to strip. I asked her what she was doing, and she said she didn't have enough time to date someone seriously, but she still liked sex, and we had 45 min. if I was interested.

45 min later, we went and picked up her kids.

Sounds like something a crack whore would do. Left her kids with complete strangers for a man she didn't know?

HUGE red flag.

She looked good, smelled nice, and drove a pretty nice SUV, so no, I don't think your assessment is correct.

But, that isn't the only time I've had stuff like that happen. One night, I was working at a bar and some woman walked in and started looking around like she was looking for someone. I looked at her, asked her who she was looking for, and she said "a man". I then asked her what the guy looked like, because I'd been working since 7pm that night. She then said she just wanted a dude, and she was running out of time because she had to get back to her babysitter. She also said that all the guys she'd seen thus far were either too drunk or already had women with them.

I then turned to my co worker and asked if she could hold down the bar for a bit, and she said sure. I then took the woman back to my place, got laid, and went back to the bar to finish my shift. And, she came prepared, because she had a whole package of condoms she was looking to use.

The skanky women seem to gravitate to you. Not sure that's worthy of storytelling lol

I'm guessing you never hung out in a biker bar, have you?

Been through a lot of bars in my life. A skank is a skank regardless of her social standing.

 

[fbj]

never knew what that shit meant until april 18, 2019 So this is single mom way of hiding that they have kids. lol

Stay At Home Mom lol

is there something i can say for a man who cant afford a car? lol

Dude...............if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance she is married. I'd be careful, because there may be a jealous husband out there.

Something you can say for a man who can't afford a car? You can call yourself an "active commuter", meaning you take a bicycle to work.

Interesting fact about me...............I spent over 8 years without a car, because I was still in the Navy and was deploying on a regular basis. Never saw the reason to have one. Bought a bicycle, some bike clothes and shoes, and lived on a bicycle. And, the best part about that? When a girl asks if you'd like to go out, tell her that sure, but she has to drive because you live on a bike, if she is really interested in you, she will be okay with that. If she's out for just money and a good time? She's gonna tell you that she's not interested. Was a quick way for me to weed out the wheat from the chaff. A lot of women that I dated thought that it was cool that I commuted by bike (average commute was 7 miles each way), as well as were impressed at how fast and how far I could go on a bicycle.

Dude... if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance "she" is a 420lb man wearing boxers, a greasy wife beater, and sporting a balding pate...

Yeah something seems fishy

 

[fbj]

never knew what that shit meant until april 18, 2019 So this is single mom way of hiding that they have kids. lol

Stay At Home Mom lol

is there something i can say for a man who cant afford a car? lol

Dude...............if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance she is married. I'd be careful, because there may be a jealous husband out there.

Something you can say for a man who can't afford a car? You can call yourself an "active commuter", meaning you take a bicycle to work.

Interesting fact about me...............I spent over 8 years without a car, because I was still in the Navy and was deploying on a regular basis. Never saw the reason to have one. Bought a bicycle, some bike clothes and shoes, and lived on a bicycle. And, the best part about that? When a girl asks if you'd like to go out, tell her that sure, but she has to drive because you live on a bike, if she is really interested in you, she will be okay with that. If she's out for just money and a good time? She's gonna tell you that she's not interested. Was a quick way for me to weed out the wheat from the chaff. A lot of women that I dated thought that it was cool that I commuted by bike (average commute was 7 miles each way), as well as were impressed at how fast and how far I could go on a bicycle.

Dude... if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance "she" is a 420lb man wearing boxers, a greasy wife beater, and sporting a balding pate...

Or................it could be some bored housewife looking for a little on the side.

Or................it could also be some horny single mom who is too busy to date, but still wants to get laid. I've met a couple like that in my time. When I was younger, I had a Match.com account, and there were several times that happened. One time, the woman came to visit me (she lived 2 towns over), and she brought her kids. She then asked if I had someone I could call for babysitting, and I had a friend who was willing to watch her kids. Well, we went out for a motorbike ride, shot some pool, and had a drink or two. She then said that it was getting time for her to get back (was only 5 in the afternoon), so we rode back to my house. She then said she wanted to "talk" for a bit more, and we went in. As soon as she walked in the door, she made a beeline for my bedroom and started to strip. I asked her what she was doing, and she said she didn't have enough time to date someone seriously, but she still liked sex, and we had 45 min. if I was interested.

45 min later, we went and picked up her kids.

what the fuck she bring her kids for?

 

[Yousaidwhat]

never knew what that shit meant until april 18, 2019 So this is single mom way of hiding that they have kids. lol

Stay At Home Mom lol

is there something i can say for a man who cant afford a car? lol

Yeah, have a damn nice pair of shoes...

Clean underwear is a must.

Waste of time if he doesn't wash his ass...

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

never knew what that shit meant until april 18, 2019 So this is single mom way of hiding that they have kids. lol

Stay At Home Mom lol

is there something i can say for a man who cant afford a car? lol

Yes, BUM...