I been chatting with this woman on Bumble and saw....SAHM under name

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    never knew what that shit meant until april 18, 2019 So this is single mom way of hiding that they have kids. lol

    Stay At Home Mom lol

    is there something i can say for a man who cant afford a car? lol
     
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    Tell her you love single mom's and especially kids but at the moment you are deciding on a make and model because you had a bad accident in the back seat of yours with the last woman from bumble.
     
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    Dude...............if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance she is married. I'd be careful, because there may be a jealous husband out there.

    Something you can say for a man who can't afford a car? You can call yourself an "active commuter", meaning you take a bicycle to work.

    Interesting fact about me...............I spent over 8 years without a car, because I was still in the Navy and was deploying on a regular basis. Never saw the reason to have one. Bought a bicycle, some bike clothes and shoes, and lived on a bicycle. And, the best part about that? When a girl asks if you'd like to go out, tell her that sure, but she has to drive because you live on a bike, if she is really interested in you, she will be okay with that. If she's out for just money and a good time? She's gonna tell you that she's not interested. Was a quick way for me to weed out the wheat from the chaff. A lot of women that I dated thought that it was cool that I commuted by bike (average commute was 7 miles each way), as well as were impressed at how fast and how far I could go on a bicycle.
     
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    You can start by saying something that makes sense.
     
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    Yeah, have a damn nice pair of shoes...
     
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    Clean underwear is a must.
     
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    If one bothers to wear more clothing under clothing they are spendthrifts....
     
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    I'm guessing from your post, that you prefer commando.
     
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    The only reason I'd wear pants is brambles..
     
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    Dude... if she's a "stay at home mom", there is also a good chance "she" is a 420lb man wearing boxers, a greasy wife beater, and sporting a balding pate...
     

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