I am so glad my kids are grown...

[Darkwind]

I always thought that Kendra was the best looking of the playboy bunnies.

 

[Pete7469]

It's a shame you had kids. Hopefully they're queer.

 

[Lumpy 1]

 

[Lumpy 1]

I always thought that Kendra was the best looking of the playboy bunnies.

She's cute but the, "best looking" ... eh

Sooo you're a melon man .. Darkwind ...

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[Bush92]

I'm so glad my kids are beyond the age where I have to explain things to them that they come across by watching the news and late night comedy. Of course, apply all the traditional reasons a parent is grateful for that. Insofar as Trump has made his way onto the political scene, however, I now have a bevy of new reasons.

• "Small hands" -- I never had to explain that analogy to any of my kids, let alone do so when they were pre-teens or younger.
  
  
  
  
  
• "Watersports" and "Golden Showers" -- I don't actually know whether any of my kids knew what those terms mean. I'm certain I won't ask. What I'm even more sure about, however, is that, but for Trump, never would have arised a reason to even use those terms in one another's company and mean them in the "Trumpian" context.
  
  
  
  
  
  
• "Playmate" and "Porn Star" -- Seventh grade American history classes must from this point forward teach kids what "porn star" and "playmate" means, which means those words must now be part of a sixth grader's working vocabulary.
  
  "Well, Tommy, this is a playmate:
  
  
  
  
  
  "....And these are porn stars:"
  
  
  
  
  
  "Do you see the difference?"
  
  "I think so. Playmates have big ears, but porn stars have big tits."
  
  "Well, now that you mention it, yes. So you're good on the difference now, right?"
  
  "Um, yeah."
  
  
• Spanking, pain and Dom-Sub fetishes -- I bet every parent's just dying to tell their kids what that's all about.
  
  
  
  
  
  
• What to do when your date compares you to his daughter -- Bet you never thought you'd need to teach your daughter about sh*t like that.
  
  
  
  

What about Watergate...”Deep Throat” or Bill Clinton and Monica’s dress? All must now be taught in school.

 

[IsaacNewton]

And the US has to forever live with a 'US president' that mocked a handicapped reporter. That moment alone revealed the coward Trump is as well as his followers.

 

[Darkwind]

I always thought that Kendra was the best looking of the playboy bunnies.

She's cute but the, "best looking" ... eh

Sooo you're a melon man .. Darkwind ...

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Leg man, actually.

 

[Lumpy 1]

I always thought that Kendra was the best looking of the playboy bunnies.

She's cute but the, "best looking" ... eh

Sooo you're a melon man .. Darkwind ...

.

Leg man, actually.

Same here, with stilettos hopefully...

 

[Lumpy 1]

And the US has to forever live with a 'US president' that mocked a handicapped reporter. That moment alone revealed the coward Trump is as well as his followers.

Eh .. I was over it within a day..

btw .. handicapped and a jerk pretty well describes most liberals on the USMB but why take it personally...
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[JoeMoma]

I always thought that Kendra was the best looking of the playboy bunnies.

She has lots of competition.

 

[Brian Blackwell]

Republicans made talking about penis size part of primary debates, it's what that party is now.

When a society accepts mudslinging and raw assertions as "debate", they get what they deserve. Where philosophy is taboo, wisdom is dead. God help us all.

 

[Darkwind]

I always thought that Kendra was the best looking of the playboy bunnies.

She has lots of competition.

Yes, she does.

 

[evenflow1969]

Xelor, I hope I never see you complain that anyone is breaking any CDZ rules again ------- this thread is indecent and surely breaks a gazumpteen rules and I hate it.

Adults may have reluctantly figured out what various perversion words mean without wanting to wallow in all of that unexpectedly!!

You can turn on cable at 8 oclock and see worst. With all the porn on the internet my kids likely saw more wierd sex than I have ever heard of by the time they were 13.. I am more afraid of my adult children than before, now they can do what they want with out me in thier ear! That scares me for some reason!