I am proud to be ilegal alien in America, i denounce my citizenship, i only got it to

[Rotagilla]

I do that every time I go in to deposit a check. they already know my name and have my account ready as soon as I walk in the door.

comical.

You change "hold up" into "deposit a check".

You're just too crafty for me.

We are living in a very twisted world - football is now called sucker, rob a bank is now called a "hold up". A hold up of a bank is when a teller is bull shitting with one of her customers while others are waiting in line.

I understand you perfectly now.