I Am A Domestic God.

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    Work is slow for me so now I am a house dude. I have herd how hard it is to be a home maker, yet for the last week I in my manness have managed to get kids off to school, get laundry done, and have grub on the table for everyone as they get home. Hell, I may just have a beer or six.
     
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    I hate to see a thread with no response.

    Down those beers, there are only two really effective ways to be a functioning alcoholic, homemaker or security guard.

    I went for the latter because I hate to vacuum and I like to beat up teenagers.
     
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    Not as easy as it sounds, is it? :tongue:
     
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    Easy homemakers are great lovers.

    All that daytime TV turns them into the perfect sexual storm.
     
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    Best days of my previous marriage were when the ex was out of town. :D
    Hell, I can still do it all. Except have babies. And breast feed.
    I guess Elton John is a Mr. Mom now.
     

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