How will the pundits describe President Biden's speech?

[$ecular#eckler]

He hit a home run! He hit it out of the park! Perfect. Absolutely incredible. Wonderful.

 

[$ecular#eckler]

What Jill Biden's guest list tells us about the president's speech tonight

The guests suggest Biden will touch on immigration, the coronavirus pandemic, gun laws, LGBTQ issues and racial justice, among other things.

www.politico.com

All five of the first lady's guests will “personify some of the issues or policies that will be addressed by the President in his speech,” according to a release, suggesting Biden will touch on immigration, the coronavirus pandemic, gun laws, education, LGBTQ issues, racial justice and broadband access. During the address Wednesday night, Biden will unveil his broad “American Families Plan.”

 

[deannalw]

A shiver down a leg may be mentioned.

 

[JGalt]

They'll spend the next two weeks tryin' to wash the cum stains out of their jeans.

 

[EMH]

Heil the fuhrer
Heil the fuhrer!!!!!

 

[JGalt]

Heil the fuhrer
Heil the fuhrer!!!!!

Hell to the Führer.

 

[Justin Richardson]

There’s no way to put it other than that. This is going to the Second Coming of FDR. Joe Biden and Democrats broadly (and some of them in the House of Representatives), including likely Joe Biden remember the 1930s distinctly. They remember the Great Depression. Nancy Pelosi, Pat Leahy, Joe Biden, they remember those days of the 1930s — the Grapes of Wrath, if you will — and they think that this is the 1930s all over again.

They think America is absolutely on the brink of collapse if we don’t do all of this massive spending, and the fact of the matter is they’re wrong. They’re wrong on a couple of counts. Number one, Joe Biden thinks this is the 1930s. It’s not. Much of the economy is still in fine shape if you’ll just have these unelected bureaucrats and mini-dictators reopen businesses across the country.

 

[blackhawk]

Liberal pundits will love it conservative pundits will trash it.

 

[MarathonMike]

Biden could pick his nose and cut farts for 30 minutes and the Media would be praising him.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

A shiver down a leg may be mentioned.

If it's Biden's own leg, isn't that the point at which he invites the children to stroke the hairs?

 

[$ecular#eckler]

Looks like the geriatric ward down at the hospital.

 

[$ecular#eckler]

Didn't he use the "dose of hope," line before?

Biden echoes Arizona nurse who called vaccinations 'a dose of hope'

Speaking ahead of vaccination milestone for his adminstration, President Joe Biden on Thursday cited the words of an Arizona nurse.

ktar.com

Yes. Yes, he did.

 

[$ecular#eckler]

"Cars lined up for a box of food."

Did he notice the people looting TVs and sneakers from riot-raised stores?

 

[$ecular#eckler]

"We're on Mars, discovering vaccine and the Internet"

Ten minutes in and his senility is kicking in hard.

 

[Lastamender]

It makes me sick to look at him. Remember he hasn't clue about what he is saying and is probably thinking about his next diaper change. And maybe pudding.

 

[Meathead]

He hit a home run! He hit it out of the park! Perfect. Absolutely incredible. Wonderful.

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[playtime]

having a human at the podium was quite the welcome change.

 

[petro]

Rainbows and Unicorns.

Meanwhile in reality...