How Can a NURSE Be FAT?

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    I just got done with a procedure in the hospital which required I be sedated, therefore needed the crap stuck in my hand and all that, but what always seems to amaze me is, the nurses are all FAT! How can this be? How can someone that's in the "health profession" that supposedly knows all about what's good for you and what's not, be FAT? There were three different nurse, well one was a student nurse, that paraded in and out of my room, and they were ALL OBESE! Not just plump or a few extra pounds, these were jelly rool, slobby, fat ass cows. I just don't get it. How can somebody who's supposed to know all about being healthy be a gigantic pig?
     
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    I know. I see a lot of lard asses on motorcycles too. What's up with that?
     
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    Cuyo Training a Guineapig army

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    Whoa, be careful... As we all know, anyone who rides a motor scooter is a tuffy!

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    Color me aaskeered
     
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    Gee... I don't know... why don't you start a thread about that and get your fat, puckered, zit covered ass over in it.
     
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    Make me, obese rider. :lol:
     
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    I beg your pardon?

    Bessides bikers tend to be more beer drinkers than health care professionals.
     
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    saltshaker Im over what damn hill?

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    Do as I say and not as I do syndrome!
     
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    Looks like no one here has any more of an idea than I do why someone who would spend so much time going to school to learn about medicine and health care would let themselves turn into an obese cow.
     
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    "Make me"... pfft... you sound like a three year. I'd slap ya, but shit splatters.
     

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