Horses and Harleys

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  1. CSM

    CSM Senior Member

    Jul 7, 2004
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    On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
    together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog
    and began to sink Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
    chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the

    Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
    avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around,
    the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the
    ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had
    time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was
    surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and
    he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
    After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
    chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
    bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley
    back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he
    returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented:
    Best Buddies, Best Pals.

    A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
    began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse
    thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking
    underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he
    would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
    horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

    The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)........

    "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up

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