Horses and Harleys

[CSM]

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog
and began to sink Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the
farm.

Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around,
the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the
ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had
time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was
surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and
he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.
After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley
back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he
returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented:
Best Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse
thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking
underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy and he
would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there is a moral!)........







"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
Chicks"