Neubarth
At the Ballpark July 30th
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If that was the prime of your life, I don't know what you're bragging about. It makes you look as ridiculous as your posts.
To Each His Own. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY AFRAID OF PERFECT HANDSOME MEN WHO COME FROM A LONG FAMILY LINE OF GREATNESS. I SIRED OVER 300 CHILDREN AT THAT TIME, AND WAS A FASHION MODEL AS WELL AS A NUCLEAR REACTOR PLANT OPERATOR AND A DATA COMMUNICATIONS MANAGER AND A NAVAL OFFICER AND A PROFESSIONAL SINGER. I WAS AND AM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER DONE. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE BESIDES BE A SHILL AND A TROLL ON THESE BOARDS? I GET THE FEELING THAT YOUR LIFE IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND ALL YOU HAVE EVER DONE IS LOSE AT EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TRIED.
Do you HAVE eyeballs?! You have manboobs, for crissakes. Cover them up.
That, my dear, is solid rock hard muscle. A man who is that strong does not hide himself from the ladies. They have a right to see what a REAL MAN is supposed to look like. On top of that, I am an honary Ni__er. The Blacks on my last ship presented me with that award when they realized that I wasn't just an ordinary white man. I was not afraid to go with the Black Girls and pleasure them. Most white men are worried about being inadequate.
My shoulders and upper chest were the product of having been in the ring for years. I am the only genius level IQ boxer that I have ever known of. I won all of my fights by knockout. I lost several fights on points, but if somebody was stupid enough to let me put him in a corner, I could generally knock him out with all that upper body strength of mine within ten seconds. My ring nick name was Timber Joe, and all my fans would call out "Timber!" about ten seconds after I had worked an opponent into a corner. Sure enough they would fall over like a felled tree.
I am in my sixties now and can still pick up over three hundred pounds with ease. My doctor told me to "cut that shit out" because I am going to bust a disk in my back, so I have stopped showing off for the ladies. The Blue Haired Ladies club members just Ohh and Ahh when I walk by on a summer day. God it is great to be the perfect male even at my advanced age!
Have you ever been serviced by a Real Man?