He's your dog...

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    Last night, Mrs. BBD and I were sitting on the sofa watching tv. Dudley, my male beagle came into the room and laid down just in front of us on the floor. After a few minutes, Dudley began to lick his balls. I watched him for a few moments as he was doing this and Mrs. BBD saw me watching Dudley. She said, "A penny for your thoughts." I said, "I would really enjoy that." Mrs. BBD then said, "Well, go right ahead. After all, he's your dog." I got up and went to get a cup of coffee. That, folks, is the way things go around my house...:eusa_eh:
     
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    That was very Insightful! :lol:
     
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    So did the coffee get the taste out of your mouth?
     
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    Didn't happen. He growled me away...:eusa_whistle:
     
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    Jealous of the dog?
     
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    If I could lick my own balls, I would still be single.:lol:
     
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    For more than one reason ... :doubt:
     
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