My dog

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  1. manu1959
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    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing. And nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,







    Holy Shit, my dog is a democrat!
     
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    Already posted by Phil. :eusa_whistle:
     
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    Lmao already beened posted..and already been proven to be copied from someone else WITHOUT posting a link to it..Typical Republican :cuckoo:
     
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    talk about not having an original thought there mannie....lol...
     
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    let me guess if it laid up and lied about who it was doing and where it was doing it...and took lots of pills prescripted to other people after condeming drug users ...it might be a republican, eh?
     
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    after consuming a whole wheel of cheese on New Years I was of course constipated. The constipation caused quite a deal of discomfort to my sphinkter and the stool that would not allow itself to be passed would poke out of my asshole causing me to yell at this little turtlehead while sitting on the throne "why don't you do something?" but the answer was always the same - "no"


    Holy Dog, my shit is a Republican!
     
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    Sarah G When Nothing Goes Right, Go Left Supporting Member

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    :lol:
     
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    Are you Peadophilo's gay lover?

    Or just his roommate?
     
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    Your dog is Michelle Obama?




    It's just a joke people!
     
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    Q: How do you know manu's been in your backyard?
    A: The garbage is empty and your dog is pregnant.
     
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