‘Help me, Jesus!’: Snake falls out of sky, lands on woman, then both attacked by a hawk

[Tom Paine 1949]

No one seems too concerned about how the snake feels in this incident.

Poor thing!
My wife and I saw a big heron fighting to steal a fish out of the mouth of a cormorant last year. Heron won. Now I’m thinking about the poor fish!

 

[norwegen]

What about his family?

They don't care, that buncha snakes.

 

[Tom Paine 1949]

I know there’s no reason to bring politics into this thread, but I gotta say … I have a lot more sympathy for that snake than I do for … Donald Trump.

 

[norwegen]

I know there’s no reason to bring politics into this thread, but I gotta say … I have a lot more sympathy for that snake than I do for … Donald Trump.

Well, duh. Donald Trump wasn't even involved.

 

[Tom Paine 1949]

Well, duh. Donald Trump wasn't even involved.

I know that … Just daydreaming …

Imagine Donald Trump is the snake that fell on innocent “Lady Liberty” and started squeezing and threatening to poison us all with its venom. But just when it seems that all is lost an American Eagle sweeps down and — after a terrible struggle — takes the snake away, leaving our country bloody and bruised from the experience.

Jack Smith even looks like a black hawk, or an Old Testament snake-handler!

 

[Moonglow]

Moral of that story is that as usual Jesus will never help .

JC is no cape crusader.

 

[MAGA Macho Man]

Poor thing!
My wife and I saw a big heron fighting to steal a fish out of the mouth of a cormorant last year. Heron won. Now I’m thinking about the poor fish!

You must live in the south. I see blue herons and cormorants on a daily basis.

 

[Tom Paine 1949]

You must live in the south. I see blue herons and cormorants on a daily basis.

Yup, we go to bird sanctuaries once or twice a month.
I’ve become a … “Florida Man”!

 

[MAGA Macho Man]

Yup, I’ve become a “Florida Man”!

I'm three states over on the coast.

 

[WEATHER53]

What’s your take on allah?

Allah IS the snake

 

[Tom Paine 1949]

I'm three states over on the coast.

So North Carolina?

 

[Rogue AI]

OMG, I think about snakes falling out of trees but then think I'm just being paranoid and it doesn't really happen.

Curious as to what you should do if a snake falls on you?

Don't pray for help, apparently Jesus sends a hawk. Best to let the snake slither away unmolested.