Hellraiser/Crow: Dutch Purgatory [Red Sox Tax]

Abishai100

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Does consumerism make room for sociological folklore?

This merchandising-propaganda vignette was inspired by Capitalism: A Love Story.

Signing off,




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A Dutch-Algerian immigrant living in New York named Ajay Satan was a comic book artist and collector of American memorabilia such as baseball cards and comic books. After Super Bowl 52, when the underdog Philadelphia Eagles downed the titan-like New England Patriots 41-33, Ajay realized that sports-marketing catered to 'underdog folklore' since Americans loved 'folk-tales' about pedestrian miracles. Ajay purchased a vintage Wade Boggs Topps baseball-card and blogged on the Internet, costumed as a 'capitalism vigilante', about Philadelphia sports and New England sports merchandising after the thrilling Super Bowl 52.

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Ajay understood that Americans were intrigued by sports-related marketing and sports-culture films such as Any Given Sunday (Al Pacino) and Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise) captured this 'capitalism-ethos.' We might see the wife of New England Patriots (NFL) QB Tom Brady wear a Boston Red Sox fan-jacket, just because Boston is in New England and fans want to see 'area-sports marketing optimism.' Ajay appreciated all this 'cultural folklore' and wondered if there were connections between modern-era fanfare-spirit and colonial-era (Dutch Pennsylvania) evangelism. After all, America should have a contiguity, right? Ajay wanted to place marketing in the context of U.S. history 'folklore' (e.g., Boston Tea Party).

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Ajay took photographs of t-shirt stores in Boston that sold Red Sox fan t-shirts to women/girls. These stores surely captured the modern capitalist spirit, something that anti-capitalism terrorists despised (e.g., ISIS, Cobra). Ajay wondered how this 'capitalism spirit' was imprinted onto marketing-consciousness American comic book characters such as Richie Rich, Kingpin, and Poison Ivy. Was capitalism some kind of 'story'? How was Dutch Pennsylvania of the Quakers 'respected' by the marketing of Quaker Oats breakfast-foods in modern-day supermarkets?

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Ajay roamed around Boston and interviewed people on the streets to see what they thought about Red Sox fanfare and merchandising. He asked women, children, men, senior citizens. He took notes about their responses and made mental-notes about links between commerce, traffic, consumerism, and American culture. Was capitalism merely a 'toy' or was it also some kind of 'imagination podium'?

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Ajay sat in his hotel-room blogging on the Internet about censorship, pornography, and merchandising (and also sports-marketing) in the modern era while enjoying Pennsylvania Dutch Candies' Dutch treats Peanut Butter Pillows treats. Ajay's colorful posts caught the attention of celebrities Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise who wanted to meet Ajay after reading his posts about 'capitalism-ethos' and Ajay told them he was staying at the Courtyard Marriott hotel in Lowell (Massachusetts). They zoomed over there to talk with him, since Ajay was a respected comic book artist, to speak with him; Hanks and Cruise were involved in some movie-merchandising and wanted Ajay's input.

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Hanks and Cruise commissioned Ajay to make a series of capitalism-themed comic book stories which focused on 'sub-culture' avatars or anti-heroes, and Ajay thought it was a great idea. Ajay told Hanks/Cruise he'd make an avatar-pairing story series about James O'Barr's The Crow (a romantic resurrected urban-gothic avenger) and Clive Barker's Pinhead (a demonic underworld messenger of purgatory) regarding Boston sports-merchandising and its impact on American idealism. Obviously, the Crow would symbolize optimism, while Pinhead would symbolize cynicism. Hanks/Cruise told Ajay Satan that if these Crow/Pinhead capitalism stories/comics became popular, they'd help him sell Crow and Pinhead t-shirts inspired by the comics!

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The Crow was a very sensitive but mystical 'anti-hero' who tackled some of the worst elements imaginable in modern corrupted/corruptible cities. The Crow was a man who was killed by henchmen and came back from the dead, guided by the spirit/eyes of a real-life crow who became his only friend, and vowing vengeance for the sake of justice. The Crow was an American folkloric symbol of the social fascination with justice/vigilantism daydreams and was penned by the creative American writer/illustrator James O'Barr after the artist's comics gained recognition when avant-garde film-maker Alex Proyas adapted the comics into the cult-favorite film The Crow starring Brandon Lee (son of martial-arts film-legend/celebrity Bruce Lee).

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Pinhead was a demonic messenger of pain and purgatory. Envisioned by horror-story artist Clive Barker for his film-series Hellraiser (about a Pandora's-box which 'releases' the forces of Pinhead). Pinhead walked among men while they dreaded death and delivered images of pure eeriness and sadomasochistic self-destruction, in the name of anarchy and godlessness. Pinhead was obviously a folkloric avatar symbolizing a social fascination with other-worldly metaphysics and anarchism in general, a 'trophy' of free-speech theatrics, if you will. Pinhead stories were adapted into comics which became as popular among fans as James O'Barr's Crow comics.

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Ajay penned stories about the Crow and Pinhead fighting over the right to merchandise Boston Red Sox fan-gear to American women, in the name of 'gender-focused consumerism' and hence unbiased capitalism. Since capitalism was defamed as a sort of 'profit-driven system,' the fact that women would don sports-merchandise and fan-gear gave consumerism a more 'fertile' face, which is why the Crow was fighting with Pinhead regarding this sociocultural issue. Ajay's comic stories about Crow and Pinhead became extremely popular and were featured on Kevin Smith's show Comic Book Men; that's why Hanks and Cruise decided to help Ajay begin marketing fan t-shirts featuring Crow and Pinhead visages. Which 'brand' of t-shirt would become more popular in Boston, Crow or Pinhead?

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Boston could be categorized as a 'moderate-Democrat city' with many schools/colleges and many pedestrians and consumers. It was a symbolic American city with a rich history. Massachusetts was as 'fabled' as Pennsylvania, and Ajay noted how the Super Bowl 52 engagement between the New England Patriots and Philadelphia Eagles captured a modern-day fascination with 'area-culture based street-spirit.' As Crow and Pinhead t-shirts sold like wildfire, capitalism-critics (including Rush Limbaugh and Howard Stern) suggested that all this consumerism/media chatter, under the umbrella of 'TrumpUSA', was in some way an 'ideology revolution' akin to the Little Orphan Annie era.

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Hanks and Cruise became secretly fascinated and wanted to see which brand of t-shirts would sell more, especially among women, Crow or Pinhead, in Boston. Hanks also wanted to see which brand of t-shirt would sell more among women in Philadelphia. Hanks and Cruise decided to purchase a DVD of Super Bowl 52 and watch the game together and note how Ajay Satan's comic book series about Crow/Pinhead represented a truly modern interest in marketing-oriented intelligentsia. Cruise personally preferred Pinhead, but Hanks liked O'Barr's Crow.

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TRUMP: The First Lady is a big fan of Ajay Satan!
CARTER: Yes, Crow and Pinhead t-shirts have sold well.
TRUMP: Consumerism is a 'fine theater.'
CARTER: Capitalism-critics wonder if theatricality is deception...
TRUMP: Nah; capitalism is based on trust, not childishness.
CARTER: That's not what Cobra (terrorists) think.
TRUMP: I heard Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise are producing a documentary about Boston.
CARTER: Sounds intriguing...is Ajay involved in the project?
TRUMP: I'd imagine he'd want to be, now that he's an 'American folklore' expert.
CARTER: There's something 'creative' about market-diaries.


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{Ajay Satan}

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Americans are interested in 'labyrinth', right?


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Iron Man figures/toys were becoming very popular at Yale and Seton Hall. Modernism had shifted imaginations about the use of alternative materials/suits in socialization standards facilitated by the emergence of synthetics. Yale profs wanted to talk about Plastic Man and Iron Man as totems of modernism macro-metallurgy.

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A new brand of water-bullet rifles were popularized by Toys 'R Us and revealed a consumerism interest in imaginarium aesthetics. In other words, synthetics were still creative in some respects, such as in the manufacturing of kid-friendly toys. Everyone wanted to feel as they were 'swept-up' in the tech/toy daydream.

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A gang of LA bandits known as the Rascals assembled in street-rugged gear and terrorized cops before they were being arrested by special-forces. The Rascals represented a new generation of 'professional protesters.' They were eerie in their way of defying pedestrianism.

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Ajay Satan and Tom Cruise were two iconic 'media-diplomats,' since one was a radical Internet-blogger whose readership/base was considerable, and the other was a super-celeb, having made films such as Rain Man, Collateral, and American Made. Ajay and Tom were like Starsky and Hutch, and they tackled a great black dragon who was debating them about the contours of values in a toy-centric consumerism-culture.
Ajay Satan and Tom Cruise were excited about the debate, and Black Dragon took the form of Catwoman.

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AJAY: Why are you cynical about commerce?
CRUISE: Trade is at least as valuable as innovation!
CATWOMAN [BLACK DRAGON]: Trade is merely a 'branch' of traffic.

AJAY: Are you a fan of Black Manta (DC Comics)?
CRUISE: Yes, that 'avatar' symbolizes great intrigue regarding uniformity-scales.
CATWOMAN: Black Manta represents complex systems analysis...

AJAY: Yes, Black Manta is the 'diplomat' of post-Industrialization science-fiction.
CRUISE: That's arguably true.
CATWOMAN: Are you fans of the youngsters/youth of the MTV Generation?

AJAY: I liked the MTV show, The Real World (first three seasons).
CRUISE: I appreciated MTV News for what it revealed about social activity!
CATWOMAN: Maybe a Yale professor can enlighten us about pop-religion.

AJAY: Is MTV really religion...or simply psychiatry?
CRUISE: Psychiatry is the new religion!
CATWOMAN: You two are 'fancy-lads.'

AJAY: I'm such a fan of Consumer Reports.
CRUISE: We should play Battle-Chess (on classic platforms).
CATWOMAN: I love spirited rituals.

AJAY: Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas (in America).
CRUISE: Films like Jerry Maguire, Minority Report, and American Made represent 'true IQ.'
CATWOMAN: We have to share with others our deep fascination with complex-systems (e.g., IBM).

AJAY: Rituals can feel normalized...
CRUISE: There's always passion during Christmas.
CATWOMAN: Right; well, thanks for everything!


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Ajay Satan and Tom Cruise talked for a long time after that debate about video-game society and consumerism imagination and their love of video-game arcades and digital 'creations' such as Metroid and Video-Man. Catwoman had departed from them so they had time to indulge themselves playing video-games in an arcade. They played for hours and remembered the days of their youth and decided to attend a conference together at Yale University on the Comparative Literature Links Between Folklore and Slang. The conference evaluated how modernism-branching in pop-culture ads represented the demand for marketing even candy (e.g., celebrity spokespersons for Hershey's chocolate). It was really an 'Anthropological Arcade.'

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Ajay Satan began collecting Transformers (Hasbro) audio-cassettes which symbolized new age creative thoughts about the aesthetics of radio-technology, communications, intelligence, and of course espionage. Ajay Satan's collection was mostly comprised of iconic toy-pieces from Japan, and he infused them into his comic book writings about the Crow and Pinhead, two dystopian anti-modernists who represented good and evil. Ajay Satan's series caught fire in Japan, and it made him an overnight success-story and he earned an assistant-teaching position at Yale University.

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Ajay Satan then slept at night after praying for the spirit-muse of the fabled Lady of the Lake who represented mysticism and romance in the age of technology and marketing. Ajay wanted to create a series of comic book storylines in which the Lady of the Lake would engage with both the Crow and Pinhead regarding the aesthetics of urbanization and the design of new age toys. There would be toys of soldier-dolls made of liquid mercury. It was a completely new 'marketing daydream.'

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TRUMP: I like Ajay Satan's series about Crow/Pinhead and the Lady of the Lake.
CARTER: Yes, it represents new age socialization-paranoia storytelling (post-Orwellian).
TRUMP: It's a backlash to consumerism-consciousness (e.g., Starbucks, Vanity Fair, MTV).
CARTER: Some claim America is 'by signature' most resembling of Dutch culture from Europe.
TRUMP: Why Dutch and not something else...like Belgian?
CARTER: Because Dutch culture, as with Dutch culture in Pennsylvania, is folk-oriented.
TRUMP: I can agree with that; are you a fan of the Cruyff Era of Total Football (Netherlands)?
CARTER: Yes, I do prefer, however, the modern aesthetics of Hershey Park in Pennsylvania.
TRUMP: There are definitely 'poses/postures' to new age intellectualism (and intelligentsia).
CARTER: Our markets are 'vitalized' by the imaginations of the 'users' (odd contradiction).
TRUMP: We have to 'fertilize' new age idealism (e.g., Home Shopping Network).
CARTER: I'm a huge fan of Plastic-Man, Toyman, Green Lantern, and Catwoman.


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